How did you discover (one of) your kink(s)?
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@klymilark "Bearverly"
that's amazing 
But I'm guessing #1 is the truth...
Nope, it's the video game! There's another character who has that kink, not the bear
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- I found out I was turned on by locks when my D&D rogue rolled a natural 1 on a disarm traps check and it wrecked me.
- I learned I had a remote play kink when I set my game controller in my lap and a friend started punching my Minecraft character.
- I discovered I was into drooling when I had my wisdom teeth removed and was laid up on painkillers.
@alice I discovered I like lingerie when I read βbelt and suspendersβ in British English instead of US
I learned I was turned on by anal when I found out that round things went in round holes
I found out I liked restraint when a girlfriend cosplayed as the computer at the end of Superman 3
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@eedly ooo, those're good! I can't tell which is the truth

@alice They're all more or less actual events, the lies are the uncovered kinks in two of them.
I mean, obviously my real kink is logorrhea.
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How did you discover (one of) your kink(s)?
@alice hmm can't give answer in kind of, at that moment in time it's have been happened <edit>
But, "How did you discover (one of) your kink(s)?"
That's an important question, what you are asking
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How did you discover (one of) your kink(s)?
@alice trial by hyper fixation and error.
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How did you discover (one of) your kink(s)?
i) I found out I was into near-death experiences when I had a huge accident at work. Lying in a pool of my own blood phasing out & suddenly realised how turned on I was.
ii) I found out I was into electro play when I saw the character Electro in The Amazing Spider-Man 2. Kept waiting for him to come back on screen.
iii) I found out I was into soft when I slept on a broken mattress at a party in Exeter. It was like being on a cloud. Girlfriend was in my arms. Lush.
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How did you discover (one of) your kink(s)?
@alice As I'm trying to think of different stories to use for this, I'm realizing that I haven't actually shared a lot of them publicly, and now i have to figure out which ones are tame enough

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How did you discover (one of) your kink(s)?
@alice
Edit: Oh wait, wrong answers only.In that case, I certainly did not have a dream!
Why would you even think that?
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How did you discover (one of) your kink(s)?
@alice Two-for-one deal at Dollar Tree.
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@alice Two-for-one deal at Dollar Tree.
@LexYeen is it a shrinkflation kink?

Why are dollar stores a microcosm for America's shrinkflation problem?
Recent reports have tapped dollar stores as the top offenders of shrinkflation βΒ even beyond grocery stores
The Week (theweek.com)
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@LexYeen is it a shrinkflation kink?

Why are dollar stores a microcosm for America's shrinkflation problem?
Recent reports have tapped dollar stores as the top offenders of shrinkflation βΒ even beyond grocery stores
The Week (theweek.com)
@alice Nah, but sizeplay is on the list.

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How did you discover (one of) your kink(s)?
@alice a future me told me some time ago, gave me a whole info dump about it!
Inconveniently, it didn't share its age, so I don't know when I will need to close the loop by being the one to give that into dump to past me.
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@alice a future me told me some time ago, gave me a whole info dump about it!
Inconveniently, it didn't share its age, so I don't know when I will need to close the loop by being the one to give that into dump to past me.
#WrongAnswersOnly@ka_so omg, if I could go back in time and talk to teen-Alice I'd be like, "so, in the future, you're going to *pspsps*" and they'd be all "
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@ka_so omg, if I could go back in time and talk to teen-Alice I'd be like, "so, in the future, you're going to *pspsps*" and they'd be all "
π€π€―", and then older me would suddenly get like 20% cooler.@alice in all seriousness, I wouldn't want to do any sort of time travel other than the default I experience being in earth's gravity well
Time travel to the future via relativistic speeds is questionable in utility, but any sort of travel to the past is conceptually yikes to me, the risk of making things worse in ways one doesn't realize is just too much to me -
How did you discover (one of) your kink(s)?
@alice
It was assigned to me at basic training... LOL -
@ka_so omg, if I could go back in time and talk to teen-Alice I'd be like, "so, in the future, you're going to *pspsps*" and they'd be all "
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How did you discover (one of) your kink(s)?
@alice the old fashioned way β¦ watching porn
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@alice You have permission to "boo" this joke. Not a kink, I promise.
β¦at least, not that I'm aware ofβ¦
@internet_ryan @alice took me far too long and also reading this follow up to realise
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@alice in all seriousness, I wouldn't want to do any sort of time travel other than the default I experience being in earth's gravity well
Time travel to the future via relativistic speeds is questionable in utility, but any sort of travel to the past is conceptually yikes to me, the risk of making things worse in ways one doesn't realize is just too much to me@ka_so I somehow doubt I could fuck it up worse than the current timeline tho

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How did you discover (one of) your kink(s)?
@alice@lgbtqia.space internet and way too much spare time
