How did you discover (one of) your kink(s)?

[innocentlb@mastodon.social]

@alice

i) I found out I was into near-death experiences when I had a huge accident at work. Lying in a pool of my own blood phasing out & suddenly realised how turned on I was.

ii) I found out I was into electro play when I saw the character Electro in The Amazing Spider-Man 2. Kept waiting for him to come back on screen.

iii) I found out I was into soft when I slept on a broken mattress at a party in Exeter. It was like being on a cloud. Girlfriend was in my arms. Lush.

#TwoLiesAndATruth

[h3mmy@lgbtqia.space]

@alice As I'm trying to think of different stories to use for this, I'm realizing that I haven't actually shared a lot of them publicly, and now i have to figure out which ones are tame enough

#WrongAnswersOnly #TwoLiesAndATruth

[janneke@todon.nl]

@alice
Edit: Oh wait, wrong answers only.

In that case, I certainly did not have a dream!

Why would you even think that?

[lexyeen@plush.city]

@alice Two-for-one deal at Dollar Tree.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@LexYeen is it a shrinkflation kink?

Why are dollar stores a microcosm for America's shrinkflation problem?

Recent reports have tapped dollar stores as the top offenders of shrinkflation — even beyond grocery stores

The Week (theweek.com)

[lexyeen@plush.city]

@alice Nah, but sizeplay is on the list.

[ka_so@mastodon.octofriends.garden]

@alice a future me told me some time ago, gave me a whole info dump about it!
Inconveniently, it didn't share its age, so I don't know when I will need to close the loop by being the one to give that into dump to past me.
#WrongAnswersOnly

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@ka_so omg, if I could go back in time and talk to teen-Alice I'd be like, "so, in the future, you're going to *pspsps*" and they'd be all "🤭🤯", and then older me would suddenly get like 20% cooler.

[ka_so@mastodon.octofriends.garden]

@alice in all seriousness, I wouldn't want to do any sort of time travel other than the default I experience being in earth's gravity well
Time travel to the future via relativistic speeds is questionable in utility, but any sort of travel to the past is conceptually yikes to me, the risk of making things worse in ways one doesn't realize is just too much to me

[infosec812@foojay.social]

@alice
It was assigned to me at basic training... LOL

[eruonna@lgbtqia.space]

@alice
Is there 20% cooler left for you to get?
@ka_so

[gaydeceiver@mstdn.social]

@alice the old fashioned way … watching porn

[sinvega@mas.to]

@internet_ryan @alice took me far too long and also reading this follow up to realise

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@ka_so I somehow doubt I could fuck it up worse than the current timeline tho ‍️

[dracokitty@booping.synth.download]

@alice@lgbtqia.space internet and way too much spare time

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@dracokitty I said *wrong* answers—everyone has developed at least one kink from the internet

[dracokitty@booping.synth.download]

@alice@lgbtqia.space oh maybe I likely was way too young and early internet was wild (90s kids here)

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