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  • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

    @chargen okay, here goes...

    You get to design a new competitive Olympic event, and all the official folx and media have to treat it like any other time-honored tradition. What is it?

    I re-invent the high-dive, only it's sideways, out of a giant slingshot, into a huge vertical wall of Jello. Competitors get graded on style, technique, depth, and flavor choice.

    #CAPTCHAlice

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    @alice @chargen is replace the javelin in javelin throw with corrupt politicians

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    • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

      @chargen okay, here goes...

      You get to design a new competitive Olympic event, and all the official folx and media have to treat it like any other time-honored tradition. What is it?

      I re-invent the high-dive, only it's sideways, out of a giant slingshot, into a huge vertical wall of Jello. Competitors get graded on style, technique, depth, and flavor choice.

      #CAPTCHAlice

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      #41

      @alice

      Leaky space hopper racing.

      @chargen

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      • nechesh@mstdn.socialN nechesh@mstdn.social

        @alice @chargen Competitive whip-handling. Multiple graded segments: applying a specific amount of force to a target, and a timed segment where you have to hit as many targets as possible.

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        @nechesh @alice @chargen

        Pop up targets mixing bad guys with Innocents with points off for mistaking the targets.

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        • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

          @chargen okay, here goes...

          You get to design a new competitive Olympic event, and all the official folx and media have to treat it like any other time-honored tradition. What is it?

          I re-invent the high-dive, only it's sideways, out of a giant slingshot, into a huge vertical wall of Jello. Competitors get graded on style, technique, depth, and flavor choice.

          #CAPTCHAlice

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          @alice @chargen Alpine Prairiedogging - the athletes burrow into snow at the start and tunnel to the finish line over a winding course. They’re allowed to pop up to orient, but the competitors can pelt them with snowballs.

          (This is essentially what my kid’s swim team used to do to cool off between races.)

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          • thebreadmonkey@beige.partyT thebreadmonkey@beige.party

            @alice @chargen@canuck.social

            News-reading endurance

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            @TheBreadmonkey oof, they'd need a therapy event afterwards for the athletes in the first event.

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            • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

              @chargen okay, here goes...

              You get to design a new competitive Olympic event, and all the official folx and media have to treat it like any other time-honored tradition. What is it?

              I re-invent the high-dive, only it's sideways, out of a giant slingshot, into a huge vertical wall of Jello. Competitors get graded on style, technique, depth, and flavor choice.

              #CAPTCHAlice

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              #45

              @alice @chargen
              #writing #writingcommunity
              This sounds like a good exercise for word weavers.
              #wordweavers

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              • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                @chargen okay, here goes...

                You get to design a new competitive Olympic event, and all the official folx and media have to treat it like any other time-honored tradition. What is it?

                I re-invent the high-dive, only it's sideways, out of a giant slingshot, into a huge vertical wall of Jello. Competitors get graded on style, technique, depth, and flavor choice.

                #CAPTCHAlice

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                #46

                @alice The archery answer to biathlon, or whatever you call what Blumineck does with a bow and a pole...
                https://youtu.be/-mm5e2CGzSM

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                • level98@mastodon.socialL level98@mastodon.social

                  @alice @chargen Shot put beer pong.

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                  #47

                  @level98 πŸ˜‚

                  @chargen

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                  • nickynah@mastodon.socialN nickynah@mastodon.social

                    @alice @chargen is replace the javelin in javelin throw with corrupt politicians

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                    #48

                    @nickynah that's funny, I'd replace the field with politicians and keep the javelin the way it is.

                    @chargen

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                    • w_b@mastodon.worldW w_b@mastodon.world

                      @nechesh @alice @chargen

                      Pop up targets mixing bad guys with Innocents with points off for mistaking the targets.

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                      #49

                      @w_b American contestants would be so bad at that one.

                      @nechesh @chargen

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                      • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                        @chargen okay, here goes...

                        You get to design a new competitive Olympic event, and all the official folx and media have to treat it like any other time-honored tradition. What is it?

                        I re-invent the high-dive, only it's sideways, out of a giant slingshot, into a huge vertical wall of Jello. Competitors get graded on style, technique, depth, and flavor choice.

                        #CAPTCHAlice

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                        @alice @chargen Honestly, there is absolutely no reason to suggest anything else after this. You nailed it. Why are we not funding this?
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                        • joshsusser@autistics.lifeJ joshsusser@autistics.life

                          @alice The archery answer to biathlon, or whatever you call what Blumineck does with a bow and a pole...
                          https://youtu.be/-mm5e2CGzSM

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                          #51

                          @joshsusser as someone who used to teach archery, that guy is crazy (good)! πŸ˜…

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                          • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                            @chargen okay, here goes...

                            You get to design a new competitive Olympic event, and all the official folx and media have to treat it like any other time-honored tradition. What is it?

                            I re-invent the high-dive, only it's sideways, out of a giant slingshot, into a huge vertical wall of Jello. Competitors get graded on style, technique, depth, and flavor choice.

                            #CAPTCHAlice

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                            #52

                            @alice @chargen
                            3 legged race

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