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I’m gonna try this today and if it doesn’t taste like unicorn jizz I’ll be so disappointed.

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  • kapellosaur@mstdn.socialK kapellosaur@mstdn.social

    @girlonthenet It'd be bubble gum flavour, wouldn't it?

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    @kapellosaur im imagining more what it tastes like when you put one of every different Skittle in your mouth at once

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    • girlonthenet@mastodon.socialG girlonthenet@mastodon.social

      I’m gonna try this today and if it doesn’t taste like unicorn jizz I’ll be so disappointed.

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      @girlonthenet oh no. Oh no no no. You'll be doing pálinka next.

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      • girlonthenet@mastodon.socialG girlonthenet@mastodon.social

        I’m gonna try this today and if it doesn’t taste like unicorn jizz I’ll be so disappointed.

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        @girlonthenet Is it from farmed unicorns or the ethical kind (harvested from cumsocks foraged deep in the forest)

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        • girlonthenet@mastodon.socialG girlonthenet@mastodon.social

          @kapellosaur im imagining more what it tastes like when you put one of every different Skittle in your mouth at once

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          @girlonthenet Ah yeah! Unless the unicorn in question was selective about which colour of the rainbow they drank from 😁

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          • goingdownwithsundial@mastodon.socialG goingdownwithsundial@mastodon.social

            @Cyb3rVix3n I think it depends a little on your definition of unicorn 🙂

            @girlonthenet

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            @GoingDownWithSundial
            Well, that sounds interesting.
            Tell me more
            @girlonthenet

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            • cyb3rvix3n@kinkycats.orgC cyb3rvix3n@kinkycats.org

              @GoingDownWithSundial
              Well, that sounds interesting.
              Tell me more
              @girlonthenet

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              @Cyb3rVix3n from my perspective, among other things, a unicorn can be the third person who joins a couple for sexy business 🙂

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              • goingdownwithsundial@mastodon.socialG goingdownwithsundial@mastodon.social

                @Cyb3rVix3n from my perspective, among other things, a unicorn can be the third person who joins a couple for sexy business 🙂

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                @GoingDownWithSundial @Cyb3rVix3n it's rather a person with a unique set of kinks in my experience. But I've heard about your definition as well.

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                • goingdownwithsundial@mastodon.socialG goingdownwithsundial@mastodon.social

                  @Cyb3rVix3n from my perspective, among other things, a unicorn can be the third person who joins a couple for sexy business 🙂

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                  @GoingDownWithSundial
                  Sounds way easier to obtain than the jizz of a magical being that lives deep inside a magical Forrest and that shows itself only to virgins.

                  Damn, I have to play Tales of Phantasia some time again. You dug up quite some memories

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                  • cyb3rvix3n@kinkycats.orgC cyb3rvix3n@kinkycats.org

                    @GoingDownWithSundial
                    Sounds way easier to obtain than the jizz of a magical being that lives deep inside a magical Forrest and that shows itself only to virgins.

                    Damn, I have to play Tales of Phantasia some time again. You dug up quite some memories

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                    @Cyb3rVix3n @GoingDownWithSundial Virgins? Oh I guess that sorts out THIS WHOLE BUBBLE. 😂

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                    • der_schrank@biplus.socialD der_schrank@biplus.social

                      @Cyb3rVix3n @GoingDownWithSundial Virgins? Oh I guess that sorts out THIS WHOLE BUBBLE. 😂

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                      @der_schrank
                      That's what the game said - and led to a funny scene

                      And as I said, the other options would be way easier to obtain
                      @GoingDownWithSundial

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                      • girlonthenet@mastodon.socialG girlonthenet@mastodon.social

                        I’m gonna try this today and if it doesn’t taste like unicorn jizz I’ll be so disappointed.

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                        @girlonthenet I made the mistake of buying it when I visited Budapest. It's vile!

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                        • girlonthenet@mastodon.socialG girlonthenet@mastodon.social

                          I’m gonna try this today and if it doesn’t taste like unicorn jizz I’ll be so disappointed.

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                          @girlonthenet are you going to drink the whole bottle? 🤣

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                          • girlonthenet@mastodon.socialG girlonthenet@mastodon.social

                            I’m gonna try this today and if it doesn’t taste like unicorn jizz I’ll be so disappointed.

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                            @girlonthenet One of the best bitters you could ever find ! One of my favourites .. and no I can't tell you if it tastes like that .. I never met a unicorn ..

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                            • meulop@mastodon.onlineM meulop@mastodon.online

                              @girlonthenet ... how would you know?

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                              @meulop @girlonthenet sparkly, with a hint of salt

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                              • girlonthenet@mastodon.socialG girlonthenet@mastodon.social

                                I’m gonna try this today and if it doesn’t taste like unicorn jizz I’ll be so disappointed.

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                                @girlonthenet
                                The only drink I've ever had that tastes the same as its colour.

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                                • girlonthenet@mastodon.socialG girlonthenet@mastodon.social

                                  I’m gonna try this today and if it doesn’t taste like unicorn jizz I’ll be so disappointed.

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                                  @girlonthenet you are in for a terrible surprise. But then again, maybe unicorn jizz is incredibly bitter.

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                                  • bigtittybimbo@autonomous.zoneB bigtittybimbo@autonomous.zone

                                    @girlonthenet don't, it's so bad. Get yourself some good palinka from a bar!

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                                    @BigTittyBimbo @girlonthenet I actually like it ..

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                                    • girlonthenet@mastodon.socialG girlonthenet@mastodon.social

                                      I’m gonna try this today and if it doesn’t taste like unicorn jizz I’ll be so disappointed.

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                                      @girlonthenet Hungary.
                                      Don't miss Pálinka.

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