The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida.
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@Szescstopni - Ahem. Super villain lair here.
(I want the lab, and I want the defensive perimeter so I don't ever have to deal with people.)
@jmax A lab sounds great. Though they're not very good in defence. But dogs are great. (Please don't experiment on labs in your lab)
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The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.
@Szescstopni yuck. I won't even visit Florida much less want to live there.
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@Szescstopni My previous next door neighbors moved TO Florida. I feel like if one has the opportunity, one should be moving OUT of Florida. Guess they like not being able to get house insurance in a hurricane state.
@kimlockhartga Always trust the actuaries.
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@jmax A lab sounds great. Though they're not very good in defence. But dogs are great. (Please don't experiment on labs in your lab)
@Szescstopni - No, I was raised by a Husky/Lab mix. I know better than to put one on guard duty; one treat and the intruder is in.
Although they will be announced. "More? More? More?..."
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@Szescstopni what is wrong with people. why would you want to live somewhere that is that flat and full of mosquitoes
@draNgNon Right, why have I done this? Now I use more DEET than vodka.
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The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.
@Szescstopni @almondtree I am fortunate to be living the Mastodon dream.
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The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.
I want to imagine that if I wasn't born physically disabled, I would have moved to the middle of a forest or the grasslands by now.
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@rayotron Too late. I've been living in a forest for ten years. I know that fire is the biggest threat to us. We'll keep on FA and hopefully not FO. And the our volunteer fire department is really good.
@Szescstopni
It sounds like you are very aware of the problem. I just want people to consider fire when they choose a place to live. Here in the Pacific Northwest US the situation is quite bad and getting worse. -
The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.
@Szescstopni my dream is to have a small decent house in a walkable neighborhood of a city
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The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.
@Szescstopni This is so on point.
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The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.
@Szescstopni about right, sounds nice. Working on the forest bit.
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@KanaMauna Wi-Fi on a remote tropical island won't be easy. Starlink, perhaps, but who knows when they start censoring anything that's nice and kind?
Dude, let me dream.
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The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.
@Szescstopni my dream is that one day I'll load up this app and there will be interesting content, I'll read for a few pages, refresh and there will be more interesting content. Currently it's just the same shit I've already seen.
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I want one of those tiny apartments that somehow manages to have three bedrooms in it in Manhattan. Once the kids move out we can downsize to one bedroom. How does one do this?
Sell the kids for medical experiments? Blame Monty Python!
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The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.
Or a medium apartment (approximately equivalent floor space of a small house) somewhere extremely walkable
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The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.
@Szescstopni My dream is I want a pretty woman to like me.
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@brie @srtcd424 @Szescstopni
That's the sort of reason why I had a livestock guardian dog along with goatzilla in my home in the woods
@davep @brie @srtcd424 @Szescstopni
Donkeys, they can look after themselves.
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Or a medium apartment (approximately equivalent floor space of a small house) somewhere extremely walkable
@gbargoud @Szescstopni Yes!
Some of my older relatives in retirement lived away from their doctors and hospitals.
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Legit, I have more than a few times said my dream house is a stone cottage just far enough from town that I became the basis of a local legend about a witch that eats children who don't go to sleep at their bedtime
@wifwolf @Szescstopni I live across the road from where Juanita Miller lived, daughter of Joaquin. She was known to all the children of Oakland as The White Witch. She lived in a little house in the woods, and was eccentric and artistic.
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When we were children we would call Juanita Miller on the phone and pretend we were older so we could have The White Witch give us advice on our love life, that we invented. Joaquin Miller's daughter titled herself the 'White Witch' and had involved her groom in a pagan ritual when they got married.…
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The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.
@Szescstopni The problem with forests is that they burn.
