I’m marrying off my last kid this weekend.

[jerry@infosec.exchange]

I’m marrying off my last kid this weekend. I’m almost done. Told all the spouses there are no returns/no take-backsies

[garretsidzaka@mastodon.social]

@jerry
🥹🫂
I can't imagine...

[jjbaumgartner@infosec.exchange]

@jerry Maybe time just flies, but it feels like you married off the rest not that long ago...like a month or two at most.

Just like my daughter totally didn't turn 8 already. She's only 3 or 4 at most.

[mastodonmigration@mastodon.online]

@jerry

Congratulations! The next phase is pretty awesome!

[phillycodehound@indieweb.social]

@jerry Congrats! Mazel Tov!

[jerry@infosec.exchange]

@jjbaumgartner the oldest had his wedding last September. Time is flying

[cesarpose@infosec.exchange]

@jerry No claims or refunds.

[benfromkc@infosec.exchange]

@jerry
Congratulations!! Hope it all goes well!

Empty nesting is rad

[paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange]

@jerry

congrats!!!

so, there is a jewish tradition that as you marry off the last one, you are lifted in a chair and paraded around the room to celebrate your success.

[chillybot@infosec.exchange]

@jerry congrats!!!

[jerry@infosec.exchange]

@paul_ipv6 that sounds both awesome and terrifying

[paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange]

@jerry

thus totally symbolic of being a parent.

[viss@mastodon.social]

@jerry youre freeeeeeeee

[nak@infosec.exchange]

@jerry congrats and good policy

[kwayk42@sechtor.social]

@jerry https://mastodon.social/@jetsons/116434098422655710

[chronovore@infosec.exchange]

@jerry finally. Now you are in a position to affirm all the necessary alliances and solidify your reign.

[jerry@infosec.exchange]

@chronovore finally someone who understands my decades long plan to dominate the greater Marietta area