<![CDATA[I’m marrying off my last kid this weekend.]]>I’m marrying off my last kid this weekend. I’m almost done. Told all the spouses there are no returns/no take-backsies

🎉

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/fbc92670-a686-481f-9b84-dcbc6edee2fc/i-m-marrying-off-my-last-kid-this-weekend.RSS for NodeFri, 01 May 2026 09:01:32 GMTSun, 19 Apr 2026 23:21:35 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to I’m marrying off my last kid this weekend. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 14:28:35 GMT]]>@chronovore finally someone who understands my decades long plan to dominate the greater Marietta area

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/jerry/statuses/116437504196118777https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/jerry/statuses/116437504196118777Mon, 20 Apr 2026 14:28:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m marrying off my last kid this weekend. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 14:09:22 GMT]]>@jerry finally. Now you are in a position to affirm all the necessary alliances and solidify your reign.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/chronovore/statuses/116437428639247551https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/chronovore/statuses/116437428639247551Mon, 20 Apr 2026 14:09:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m marrying off my last kid this weekend. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 00:20:50 GMT]]>@jerry https://mastodon.social/@jetsons/116434098422655710

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://sechtor.social/users/kwayk42/statuses/116434170703732596https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://sechtor.social/users/kwayk42/statuses/116434170703732596Mon, 20 Apr 2026 00:20:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m marrying off my last kid this weekend. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 00:16:35 GMT]]>@jerry congrats and good policy 😆

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/Nak/statuses/116434154015378240https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/Nak/statuses/116434154015378240Mon, 20 Apr 2026 00:16:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m marrying off my last kid this weekend. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 00:13:32 GMT]]>@jerry youre freeeeeeeee

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Viss/statuses/116434141989369894https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Viss/statuses/116434141989369894Mon, 20 Apr 2026 00:13:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m marrying off my last kid this weekend. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 00:09:54 GMT]]>@jerry

thus totally symbolic of being a parent. 🙂

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/paul_ipv6/statuses/116434127720254460https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/paul_ipv6/statuses/116434127720254460Mon, 20 Apr 2026 00:09:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m marrying off my last kid this weekend. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 00:09:18 GMT]]>@paul_ipv6 that sounds both awesome and terrifying

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/jerry/statuses/116434125341465266https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/jerry/statuses/116434125341465266Mon, 20 Apr 2026 00:09:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m marrying off my last kid this weekend. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 00:08:09 GMT]]>@jerry congrats!!!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/chillybot/statuses/116434120848539303https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/chillybot/statuses/116434120848539303Mon, 20 Apr 2026 00:08:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m marrying off my last kid this weekend. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 00:07:46 GMT]]>@jerry

congrats!!!

so, there is a jewish tradition that as you marry off the last one, you are lifted in a chair and paraded around the room to celebrate your success.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/paul_ipv6/statuses/116434119352265988https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/paul_ipv6/statuses/116434119352265988Mon, 20 Apr 2026 00:07:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m marrying off my last kid this weekend. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 00:00:57 GMT]]>@jerry
Congratulations!! Hope it all goes well!

Empty nesting is rad 🤘

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/benfromkc/statuses/116434092556076958https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/benfromkc/statuses/116434092556076958Mon, 20 Apr 2026 00:00:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m marrying off my last kid this weekend. on Sun, 19 Apr 2026 23:44:05 GMT]]>@jerry No claims or refunds.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/ap/users/116161712346292690/statuses/116434026190646397https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/ap/users/116161712346292690/statuses/116434026190646397Sun, 19 Apr 2026 23:44:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m marrying off my last kid this weekend. on Sun, 19 Apr 2026 23:40:24 GMT]]>@jjbaumgartner the oldest had his wedding last September. Time is flying

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/jerry/statuses/116434011692026895https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/jerry/statuses/116434011692026895Sun, 19 Apr 2026 23:40:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m marrying off my last kid this weekend. on Sun, 19 Apr 2026 23:39:20 GMT]]>@jerry Congrats! Mazel Tov!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://indieweb.social/users/phillycodehound/statuses/116434007508785243https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://indieweb.social/users/phillycodehound/statuses/116434007508785243Sun, 19 Apr 2026 23:39:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m marrying off my last kid this weekend. on Sun, 19 Apr 2026 23:34:37 GMT]]>@jerry

Congratulations! The next phase is pretty awesome!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/mastodonmigration/statuses/116433988973767095https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/mastodonmigration/statuses/116433988973767095Sun, 19 Apr 2026 23:34:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m marrying off my last kid this weekend. on Sun, 19 Apr 2026 23:33:35 GMT]]>@jerry Maybe time just flies, but it feels like you married off the rest not that long ago...like a month or two at most.

Just like my daughter totally didn't turn 8 already. She's only 3 or 4 at most.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/jjbaumgartner/statuses/116433984895429872https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/jjbaumgartner/statuses/116433984895429872Sun, 19 Apr 2026 23:33:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I’m marrying off my last kid this weekend. on Sun, 19 Apr 2026 23:28:37 GMT]]>@jerry
🥹🫂
I can't imagine...

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/GarretSidzaka/statuses/116433965372735028https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/GarretSidzaka/statuses/116433965372735028Sun, 19 Apr 2026 23:28:37 GMT