Tell me some thing blasphemous and/or sacrilegious

[accordionbruce@mastodon.social]

@catsalad
Pirates never played accordions
‍️🪗

(Because they hadn’t been invented yet)

Accordions were invented during the 1800s Industrial Revolution at the same time as the telegraph, steam engine and the typewriter

100 years after the Golden Age of Piracy 1600s–1700s

So every pirate movie with an accordionist is a science fiction movie with a time-travel sub plot ️

[paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange]

@AccordionBruce @catsalad

yeah... i go through this at every ren faire, pirate movie, etc. showing a guitar. what we'd recognize as a guitar was a 19th century evolution of earlier instruments... i wasn't a wizard in history but do know that the renaissance was pre-1800s...

[tati@eldritch.cafe]

@catsalad a high school friend coined the exclamation 'christ on a stick' that he used whenever we would use 'fuck' now, and just as frequently

[maidservantofnanaya@social.translunar.academy]

@catsalad Ninjas (as we know them) didn't exist. Most of their lore was made up either as legends, for tourism, or are from movies

The real Shinobi were regular Samurai who did recon, sabotage and subterfuge, didn't use throwing stars, didn't use straight "ninja swords", and weren't assassins. In fact all the Ninja manuals are just quoting The Art of War, and are relatively mundane survival guides, like having recipes for Tofu

[processparsnip@mastodon.ie]

@AccordionBruce

🤯
Despite your username, I had to look this up and it's true. Absolutely wild.

@catsalad

[capn_b@beige.party]

@catsalad my Easter fit is a T-shirt of Da Share Zone "JUST WALK OUT"

[davidr@hachyderm.io]

@AccordionBruce @catsalad I thought the things pirates don't play were concertinas.

[puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social]

@catsalad@infosec.exchange this is what being lesbian is like

[accordionbruce@mastodon.social]

@paul_ipv6 @catsalad
Ren fairs they could be busting out the portative organ!
https://youtu.be/Uk4iVold0eU

[paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange]

@AccordionBruce @catsalad

blast you!

now there's another instrument i'm tempted to build!

[bussphomet@app.wafrn.net]

@catsalad@infosec.exchange

New religions suck

At least ancient people had more creativity when making up their gods

Now we just have christianity with a god with no actual description, Jewish faith that just piggybacks off christianity, and Islam that just has a prophet that was a kid diddler.

What a joke they aren't even trying, like with everything.

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@puppygirlhornypost2 The traditional family :3

[knowprose@mastodon.social]

@AccordionBruce @catsalad dude..

That's off the charts cool trivia.

[ranjit@friend.camp]

@AccordionBruce

[minka@verse.averagedood.xyz]

@catsalad@infosec.exchange Pineapple can, indeed, go in pizza.

[jackemled@furry.engineer]

@distinctdipole @catsalad No! It's ed, the standard editor!

[delilahtech@tech.lgbt]

@FurryBeta
Thus the transubstantiation
@catsalad

[drliss@toot.lgbt]

@rhys @catsalad I have had so much sex in churches.

[artfulmodder@infosec.exchange]

@AccordionBruce oh please it's a well known fact that the golden age of piracy was the late 1900s

[saupreiss@pfalz.social]

@catsalad

Trump.