the lesbians are visible this week

[ykantrachelread@social.treehouse.systems]

the lesbians are visible this week

the lesbians are everywhere

the lesbians' numbers are growing

the lesbians are slowly closing in

the lesbians are right outside my door

the lesbians are knocking

louder and louder

dare I answer...?

[roughling@thebleakest.link]

@YKantRachelRead if you're cold they're cold,,,

[undercat@mastodon.sdf.org]

@YKantRachelRead Yes. Invite them in and offer them tea.

[hal_pomeranz@infosec.exchange]

@YKantRachelRead In my experience, they often bring baked goods or a hot dish.

[thesunnyone@eldritch.cafe]

@YKantRachelRead
Oh no, please, not the lesbians at my door...

[ykantrachelread@social.treehouse.systems]

@roughling good ending: lesbian cuddle pile

[ykantrachelread@social.treehouse.systems]

@Undercat I do have more than enough tea to last an entire lifetime...

[ykantrachelread@social.treehouse.systems]

@hal_pomeranz impromptu lesbian potluck!

[ykantrachelread@social.treehouse.systems]

@TheSunnyOne they're slowing up to give the anya cuddles and little kisses and more plushies

[primavera@void.lgbt]

@YKantRachelRead @TheSunnyOne the amassed Lesbian Armies have assembled a version of Grond, the Wolf's Head, the ram imbued with spells of ruin, outside anya's gates

[undercat@mastodon.sdf.org]

@YKantRachelRead As do I, have to be prepared in the event that the lesbians come calling.

[ykantrachelread@social.treehouse.systems]

@Undercat me breaking out my numerous mylar bags of stored puerh: "hey!! lesbians! who wants gongfu cha? "

[undercat@mastodon.sdf.org]

@YKantRachelRead I have a megaphone you can borrow if you need greater reach.

[ykantrachelread@social.treehouse.systems]

@Undercat [speaking into megaphone] ...is this thing on? ...ahem. ATTENTION LESBIANS! I have: tea! and other lesbians!

[primavera@void.lgbt]

@YKantRachelRead @Undercat guhhh I wannaaaaaaaaaaa

[undercat@mastodon.sdf.org]

@YKantRachelRead (singing) MY TEAPOT BRINGS ALL THE GIRLS TO THE YARD

[ykantrachelread@social.treehouse.systems]

@Undercat I don't have a yard, but I'll take bringing them to my porch

[undercat@mastodon.sdf.org]

@YKantRachelRead Close enough! They'd have a bad time in my yard anyway, it's full of snow and moose excrement.

[ykantrachelread@social.treehouse.systems]

@Undercat [makes a note that the lesbians must wear warm boots, and also take them off before entering]

[primavera@void.lgbt]

@YKantRachelRead @Undercat is this from "Field Diaries of the Lesbian Hordes"