the lesbians are visible this week

[undercat@mastodon.sdf.org]

@YKantRachelRead As do I, have to be prepared in the event that the lesbians come calling.

[ykantrachelread@social.treehouse.systems]

@Undercat me breaking out my numerous mylar bags of stored puerh: "hey!! lesbians! who wants gongfu cha? "

[undercat@mastodon.sdf.org]

@YKantRachelRead I have a megaphone you can borrow if you need greater reach.

[ykantrachelread@social.treehouse.systems]

@Undercat [speaking into megaphone] ...is this thing on? ...ahem. ATTENTION LESBIANS! I have: tea! and other lesbians!

[primavera@void.lgbt]

@YKantRachelRead @Undercat guhhh I wannaaaaaaaaaaa

[undercat@mastodon.sdf.org]

@YKantRachelRead (singing) MY TEAPOT BRINGS ALL THE GIRLS TO THE YARD

[ykantrachelread@social.treehouse.systems]

@Undercat I don't have a yard, but I'll take bringing them to my porch

[undercat@mastodon.sdf.org]

@YKantRachelRead Close enough! They'd have a bad time in my yard anyway, it's full of snow and moose excrement.

[ykantrachelread@social.treehouse.systems]

@Undercat [makes a note that the lesbians must wear warm boots, and also take them off before entering]

[primavera@void.lgbt]

@YKantRachelRead @Undercat is this from "Field Diaries of the Lesbian Hordes"