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  3. I was just walking down the stairs in my baggy trousers, caught a protruding piece of wood, and headbutted the huge oak beam with severe force.

I was just walking down the stairs in my baggy trousers, caught a protruding piece of wood, and headbutted the huge oak beam with severe force.

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  • davep@infosec.exchangeD This user is from outside of this forum
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    I was just walking down the stairs in my baggy trousers, caught a protruding piece of wood, and headbutted the huge oak beam with severe force.

    If I don't post tomorrow I'm possibly dedded.

    The beam's ok, btw.

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    • davep@infosec.exchangeD davep@infosec.exchange

      I was just walking down the stairs in my baggy trousers, caught a protruding piece of wood, and headbutted the huge oak beam with severe force.

      If I don't post tomorrow I'm possibly dedded.

      The beam's ok, btw.

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      Fuck, it feels like I've been twatted on the forehead with a lead cosh. There is blood.

      I'm hoping my neanderthal lack of sinuses may help avoid the deddening.

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      • davep@infosec.exchangeD davep@infosec.exchange

        Fuck, it feels like I've been twatted on the forehead with a lead cosh. There is blood.

        I'm hoping my neanderthal lack of sinuses may help avoid the deddening.

        webhat@infosec.exchangeW This user is from outside of this forum
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        @davep best clean the beam, before the missus sees the mess you've made πŸ˜‰

        Seriously, hope you are ok πŸ«‚

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        • davep@infosec.exchangeD davep@infosec.exchange

          Fuck, it feels like I've been twatted on the forehead with a lead cosh. There is blood.

          I'm hoping my neanderthal lack of sinuses may help avoid the deddening.

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          @davep good news about the beam, small victories and all that

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          • davep@infosec.exchangeD davep@infosec.exchange

            Fuck, it feels like I've been twatted on the forehead with a lead cosh. There is blood.

            I'm hoping my neanderthal lack of sinuses may help avoid the deddening.

            davep@infosec.exchangeD This user is from outside of this forum
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            Still feeling a little bit iffy today. If I start feeling sick I'll probably pop off to the hospital.

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            • davep@infosec.exchangeD davep@infosec.exchange

              Still feeling a little bit iffy today. If I start feeling sick I'll probably pop off to the hospital.

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              @davep very sorry to hear this. Are you alone? Is there anyone who can come for a cuppa just to see how normal our not you are as you may not realise you're not. Also do you know about checking your pupil sizes etc?

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              • davep@infosec.exchangeD davep@infosec.exchange

                Still feeling a little bit iffy today. If I start feeling sick I'll probably pop off to the hospital.

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                @davep sorry to hear this Dave. Look after yourself

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                  @davep very sorry to hear this. Are you alone? Is there anyone who can come for a cuppa just to see how normal our not you are as you may not realise you're not. Also do you know about checking your pupil sizes etc?

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                  @Thayer I am alone, my wife is coming back tomorrow. That's one of the reasons I didn't want to go to the hospital in case they keep me in as a precautionary measure when I've got to go and pick my wife up from the station about 40km away.

                  It's not the first time I've done this. A couple of years back I decided to run downstairs to make a quick coffee during a Teams meeting break, got my feet caught up, and basically did a Naruto run into the beam. That was the top of my noggin whereas this is the forehead and I think the force was less this time.

                  Anyway, I can call on my next door neighbour if I start getting drowsy or something.

                  What's the pupil thing? Lack of reaction to light?

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                  • davep@infosec.exchangeD davep@infosec.exchange

                    @Thayer I am alone, my wife is coming back tomorrow. That's one of the reasons I didn't want to go to the hospital in case they keep me in as a precautionary measure when I've got to go and pick my wife up from the station about 40km away.

                    It's not the first time I've done this. A couple of years back I decided to run downstairs to make a quick coffee during a Teams meeting break, got my feet caught up, and basically did a Naruto run into the beam. That was the top of my noggin whereas this is the forehead and I think the force was less this time.

                    Anyway, I can call on my next door neighbour if I start getting drowsy or something.

                    What's the pupil thing? Lack of reaction to light?

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                    @Thayer My pupils are reacting normally to the light and I'm feeling somewhat better. 🀞

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