For #MothersDay I will share some of my favorite #TextsFromMyKids:
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When one of your kids is #ActuallyAutistic
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When one of your kids is #ActuallyAutistic
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@wendynather did she get your excellent riposte tho?
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@wendynather your kids are weirdos. Good job!
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@wendynather your kids are weirdos. Good job!
@Kierkegaanks I can’t take all the credit; I just marvel at it
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@Kierkegaanks I can’t take all the credit; I just marvel at it
@wendynather strange blossoms don’t grow in bad soil
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For #MothersDay I will share some of my favorite #TextsFromMyKids:
@wendynather I am loving all this thread
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R relay@relay.infosec.exchange shared this topic
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For #MothersDay I will share some of my favorite #TextsFromMyKids:
This whole thread is gold
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For #MothersDay I will share some of my favorite #TextsFromMyKids:
So wonderful, thanks for sharing!!
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This entire sequence has been amazing.
Waking up to these made my day better, but now I really want to meet your kids.
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This entire sequence has been amazing.
Waking up to these made my day better, but now I really want to meet your kids.
@benfromkc Thank you! I’m so lucky to have them.
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one of my proud "surprise the parents" moments was when i was working at a place doing encryption hardware. at the time, this meant that you had to register with the state department as an arms dealer, since encryption was considered a munition.
my call home:
"so, mom & dad, you'll be happy to know that i've given up working on this whole internet thing and found something with a much steadier income. we've become arms dealers!"
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@wendynather raising them right
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Well, it’s possible that at some point the diaper will be on the other butt, so to speak
kids being hysterically funny is the biggest reason why we have survived as a species. otherwise, we'd all have been killed off in our teen years for reasons.
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@wendynather not getting this one
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@wendynather not getting this one
@claushoumann 10q = thank you; 4q = well, guess
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one of my proud "surprise the parents" moments was when i was working at a place doing encryption hardware. at the time, this meant that you had to register with the state department as an arms dealer, since encryption was considered a munition.
my call home:
"so, mom & dad, you'll be happy to know that i've given up working on this whole internet thing and found something with a much steadier income. we've become arms dealers!"
@paul_ipv6 That is truly awesome!
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@paul_ipv6 That is truly awesome!
i feel that it is my duty as a child to be sure that my parents' blood flow is always up to a certain level. in my case, that means keeping their blood pressure up on a regular basis.
another classic:
me: hi mom, are you sitting down?
mom: should i be?
me: i'd recommend it. so, i've given it a lot of thought and i've decided to drop out of college and enlist in the navy or air force
mom: <quiet for a good full minute> well. that's original. so. seriously. how much do you need in your checking account?
another fun one:
me: so, folks, i've decided to drop out of college and learn to build and repair guitars and other musical instruments
i suspect i found a partner with infinite patience because i knew that i'd need someone as patient as my parents.
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@wendynather all of these texts, your kids' and your replies, are a true joy. Thanks for sharing them!
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@claushoumann 10q = thank you; 4q = well, guess
@wendynather omg how did you even get this one
