Stop the presses

[jackryder@infosec.exchange]

RE: https://mastodon.social/@Viss/116341748246193659

Stop the presses

These need to be handed out at BIRTH.

Like, welcome to the planet - here is your burritote.

[viss@mastodon.social]

@jackryder the little sauce compartment at the top isnt big enough

[jackryder@infosec.exchange]

@Viss Here me out...

Sauce Cannon

We get a nozzle, some guac... and we're good?

[jackryder@infosec.exchange]

I literally need this item in my life. Like, actually...

Imagine all the burritos you buy and leave on your desk to get cold. Or like, you make awesome green-chili breakfast burritos (this weekend) and want to eat them later?

I wish they had more color choices...

[viss@mastodon.social]

@jackryder are you meaning the whole keg is the projectile, like, howitzer style? or are you gonna strap it on, ghostbusters2 style and hose stuff down?

[jackryder@infosec.exchange]

@Viss I was thinking load the keg with guac, bring it under pressure and deploy guac as needed.

I don't think chunking kegs at people would help my burrito consumption