<![CDATA[Stop the presses]]>RE: https://mastodon.social/@Viss/116341748246193659

Stop the presses

These need to be handed out at BIRTH.

Like, welcome to the planet - here is your burritote.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/b98b5747-c76f-4dd3-bfaf-ba493c7bd9f0/stop-the-pressesRSS for NodeWed, 15 Apr 2026 08:31:20 GMTFri, 03 Apr 2026 16:43:45 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Stop the presses on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 17:00:16 GMT]]>@Viss I was thinking load the keg with guac, bring it under pressure and deploy guac as needed.

I don't think chunking kegs at people would help my burrito consumption

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/ap/users/116093572746253175/statuses/116341841392703570https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/ap/users/116093572746253175/statuses/116341841392703570Fri, 03 Apr 2026 17:00:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Stop the presses on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 16:57:45 GMT]]>@jackryder are you meaning the whole keg is the projectile, like, howitzer style? or are you gonna strap it on, ghostbusters2 style and hose stuff down?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Viss/statuses/116341831481633079https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Viss/statuses/116341831481633079Fri, 03 Apr 2026 16:57:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Stop the presses on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 16:55:15 GMT]]>I literally need this item in my life. Like, actually...

Imagine all the burritos you buy and leave on your desk to get cold. Or like, you make awesome green-chili breakfast burritos (this weekend) and want to eat them later?

I wish they had more color choices...

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/ap/users/116093572746253175/statuses/116341821613202081https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/ap/users/116093572746253175/statuses/116341821613202081Fri, 03 Apr 2026 16:55:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Stop the presses on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 16:49:01 GMT]]>@Viss Here me out...

Sauce Cannon

We get a nozzle, some guac... and we're good?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/ap/users/116093572746253175/statuses/116341797127822576https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/ap/users/116093572746253175/statuses/116341797127822576Fri, 03 Apr 2026 16:49:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Stop the presses on Fri, 03 Apr 2026 16:44:41 GMT]]>@jackryder the little sauce compartment at the top isnt big enough 😄

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Viss/statuses/116341780090959087https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Viss/statuses/116341780090959087Fri, 03 Apr 2026 16:44:41 GMT