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  • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

    For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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    @sundogplanets A city slicker wanting to pass themselves off as a rough, tough cowboy might wear the hat, but lay themselves open to the taunt ‘all hat, no cattle’. https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/all-hat-and-no-cattle.html

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    • dacmot@sunny.gardenD dacmot@sunny.garden

      @RLRVivaldi to me a "vache à lait" is a strong dependable money maker. Funny enough, I think the equivalent English idiom is "cash cow."

      @sundogplanets

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      @dacmot @sundogplanets both work but one is a little darker.

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      • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

        For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

        dacmot@sunny.gardenD This user is from outside of this forum
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        @sundogplanets I saw the same French one several times, but didn't notice this one (apologies if I missed it... It's a long thread!)

        "Il vente à écorner les bœufs", which more or less translates to "it's so windy the bull's horns will fly/rip off". Could be a Québec or Acadian regional saying.

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        • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

          For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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          dwampre_scorrigank@mastodon.social
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          @sundogplanets from the Bible (not sure which version):

          "Ask, and you shall receive,
          Seek, and you shall find,
          Moo, and you shall get grass."

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          • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

            For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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            gmsizemore@mastodon.social
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            @sundogplanets I already told you!

            And I don't chew my cud twice!

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            • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

              For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

              dasgrueneblatt@wien.rocksD This user is from outside of this forum
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              @sundogplanets

              German: Schauen wie eine Kuh vorm Scheunentor

              To have an expression like a cow in front of the barn door

              Meaning confused, not understanding the situation, not knowing what to do

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              • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                #232

                @sundogplanets I have a few cow malapropisms…

                Max Leibman (@maxleibman@beige.party)

                Until the cows come home to roost. Wait. Let me start over. #WaitLetMeStartOver

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                • dasgrueneblatt@wien.rocksD dasgrueneblatt@wien.rocks

                  @sundogplanets

                  German: Schauen wie eine Kuh vorm Scheunentor

                  To have an expression like a cow in front of the barn door

                  Meaning confused, not understanding the situation, not knowing what to do

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                  @dasgrueneblatt @sundogplanets "Die Kuh vom Eis holen" -- "getting the cow off the ice", solving a diffcult/dangerous situation.

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                  • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                    For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                    @sundogplanets A cow-related saying:

                    "Money's like manure. If you spread it around, you can make a lot of things grow, but if you just keep it all in one big pile it quickly begins to stink."

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                    • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                      For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                      @sundogplanets

                      To err is human, to moo, bovine.

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                      • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                        For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                        #236

                        @sundogplanets Looking the bull in the ass

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                        • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                          For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                          #237

                          @sundogplanets @ai6yr Mooooooving the needle

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                          • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                            For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                            @sundogplanets @ai6yr Grazing the surface

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                            • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                              For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                              @sundogplanets The German language has an idiom used when someone is talking a lot of nonsense: "Das geht auf keine Kuhhaut!" Literally, it says: "That doesn't fit any skin of a cow!"

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                              • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                                For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                                @sundogplanets angry - having a herd of cows

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                                • trifolium@c.imT trifolium@c.im

                                  @ccferrie @sundogplanets

                                  LOL, in Finland we say that roads – in the old days – were planned by cows.

                                  In those times the animals were let to roam free in the forest, they formed their own routine ways, people then utilised the same paths, people started to ride and drive on the same routes from one village to another, by-and-by roads were formed...

                                  Only in the modern times the civil engineers changed this, when they wanted to create straight routes between places.

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                                  @Trifolium @sundogplanets That's probably how it worked here too!

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                                  • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                                    For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                                    @sundogplanets As kids we used to taunt each other:

                                    Lero, lero,
                                    calzón de cuero,
                                    la vaca llora
                                    por su ternero

                                    There, there
                                    leather underwear
                                    the cow cries
                                    for her calf

                                    It was sad before and it’s sad now.

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                                    • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                                      For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                                      @sundogplanets
                                      The big cheese.

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                                      • ccferrie@mastodon.ieC ccferrie@mastodon.ie

                                        @quincy @sundogplanets That reminds me of a commentator's description of an English footballer who wasn't having much luck in front of goal: "he couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo!"

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                                        @quincy @sundogplanets The footballer in question did see the funny side of it
                                        https://youtu.be/fiT0SviT0dA?si=KxUxsRripEhvSP7d

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                                        • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                                          For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                                          @sundogplanets

                                          Slowpoke= the last/slowest

                                          Lagging behind like the cow's tail = the last/slowest in a group

                                          Taking the cow path = taking a meandering route

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