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  • aliide@mstdn.socialA aliide@mstdn.social

    @jon @kallekn @fj

    I suspect locals are more likely to stand — it is styled after a traditional swing

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    #63

    @aliide @kallekn @fj ha. I was conservative 😀

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    • fj@mastodon.socialF fj@mastodon.social

      💗 Schengen

      “Have you ever wanted to fly across a border more than 40 times in one minute? No? As of last month, you can do it anyway: By hopping on a swing in the towns of Baarle-Hertog-Nassau, you can fly from the Netherlands into Belgium and back.”

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      Borders are a construct, but this swing isn't

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      @fj I do hope that anyone who uses the swing isn't going to need to mention every visit to a foreign country on something like the US immigration form.

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      • fj@mastodon.socialF fj@mastodon.social

        💗 Schengen

        “Have you ever wanted to fly across a border more than 40 times in one minute? No? As of last month, you can do it anyway: By hopping on a swing in the towns of Baarle-Hertog-Nassau, you can fly from the Netherlands into Belgium and back.”

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        Borders are a construct, but this swing isn't

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        #65

        @fj Imagine how it used to be!

        “Passport please”
        “Passport please”
        “Passport please”
        “Passport please”
        “Passport please”
        “Passport please”

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        • fj@mastodon.socialF fj@mastodon.social

          💗 Schengen

          “Have you ever wanted to fly across a border more than 40 times in one minute? No? As of last month, you can do it anyway: By hopping on a swing in the towns of Baarle-Hertog-Nassau, you can fly from the Netherlands into Belgium and back.”

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          Borders are a construct, but this swing isn't

          Have you ever wanted to fly across a border more than 40 times in one minute? No? As of last month, you can do it anyway: By hopping on a swing in the

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          @fj I love the title because the swing is definitely constructed

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            #67

            @electropict @urlyman @ReggieHere @vfrmedia @metaphil @fj

            i think scotland leaving should happen *as long as* it's framed as a return to the EU. then it's not about the usual right wing goal of disintegrating the west (like alberta) but about fixing a mistake of disintegration. then if the rest of the UK rejoins the EU, no biggie, welcome back into the fold

            then again, i'm american and we're always opening our big mouths on things we should just keep quiet about

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            • fj@mastodon.socialF fj@mastodon.social

              💗 Schengen

              “Have you ever wanted to fly across a border more than 40 times in one minute? No? As of last month, you can do it anyway: By hopping on a swing in the towns of Baarle-Hertog-Nassau, you can fly from the Netherlands into Belgium and back.”

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              Borders are a construct, but this swing isn't

              Have you ever wanted to fly across a border more than 40 times in one minute? No? As of last month, you can do it anyway: By hopping on a swing in the

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              @fj if the USA had this my gender and legal situation could literally rapid phase

              tug of war where my tits alternate legality and which prison id go to

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                #69

                @electropict @urlyman @ReggieHere @vfrmedia @metaphil @fj

                i don't really like this graph. there's other dimensions of ideology. but what use is a 16 dimensional graph? and even then "you're forgetting the ideological divides of a,b,c,d,e,f..." so then you have a 738 dimensional graph. and even then...

                left and right is fine

                because that's the usual political axis across which people think. it's extremely rough, but we can't capture ideology this way so the approximation of 1 dimension is fine

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                • kallekn@mastodonsweden.seK kallekn@mastodonsweden.se

                  @aliide @fj This playground doesn't seem to follow the mandatory EN 1177 (impact-absorbing surfacing) standard.

                  🤔

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                  @kallekn

                  Lol. For a simple playground swing dangling on chains:

                  EN 1176-1 mandates that the free fall height over concrete or stone is max. 600 mm.

                  EN 1176-2 mandates a "minimal ground clearance" (distance between ground and bottom surface of the seat) of at least 350 mm.

                  EN 1176-2 also gives this formula:

                  free height of fall = length of the suspension member / 2 + height of swing seat at rest

                  If we consider that minimal ground clearance + thickness of seat = height of swing seat at rest, and generously ignore that seat thickness, we get, as a maximum chain length:

                  length of the suspension member = 2 * (600 mm - 350 mm) = 500 mm.

                  So, the maximum permitted length of the swing chains would be 50 cm 😂

                  If there was a grass surface below, the max. acceptable free fall height would go up to 1500 mm, and the max length of the chains would go up to 2 m 30 cm.

                  @aliide @fj

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                  • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                    @ReggieHere @vfrmedia @metaphil @fj

                    germany's (self made) wounds were so huge they had a culture shift

                    but usa and uk, where the same nascent fascism as germany also was, never had such a reckoning

                    for a long time the generations that saw the war recognized it and kept it in check

                    but those generations died off

                    and so it was just a matter of time before they hit upon a strategy that allowed them to come to the fore on minds that did not learn from history and do not understand the threat

                    😩

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                    #71

                    @benroyce @ReggieHere @vfrmedia @metaphil @fj 👍

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                    • fj@mastodon.socialF fj@mastodon.social

                      💗 Schengen

                      “Have you ever wanted to fly across a border more than 40 times in one minute? No? As of last month, you can do it anyway: By hopping on a swing in the towns of Baarle-Hertog-Nassau, you can fly from the Netherlands into Belgium and back.”

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                      @fj "Among many European tourists taking pictures with the new attraction, one Belarusian family stood out.

                      With no direct flights from the EU to Belarus due to sanctions, they are living the consequences of human-made borders daily. As he watched his children on the swing, the father expressed a deep longing. “Hopefully, borders will no longer be necessary in the future.”"
                      😭

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                      • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                        @vfrmedia @metaphil @fj

                        The US and the UK are alike in suffering vast consequences for this far right upwelling of stupidity. We both have a lot of fixing to do. I'm pretty sure the UK will slowly rejoin the EU piecemeal

                        Like this:

                        https://www.cnn.com/2025/12/17/uk/britain-erasmus-european-union-student-intl

                        All the ignorance and lies but what makes sense still and always will make sense and never goes away. Time and clearer minds will do their thing

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                        @benroyce They've slashed international student placements here (under our supposedly Liberal gov) which has caused one of our local community colleges here in Manitoba to outright close, with a statement that it's because of losing the international students.

                        Smooth move, ex-lax. #FuckCarney

                        @vfrmedia @metaphil @fj

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                        • rupertreynolds@hachyderm.ioR rupertreynolds@hachyderm.io

                          @fj When I was fitter I managed to cartwheel across one of the borders at Vaalserberg. I can't remember which border, because I was full of Dutch bier at the time 🙂

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                          @RupertReynolds @fj if it was Dutch beer, then you did it wrong.

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                          • reqa@digitalcourage.socialR reqa@digitalcourage.social

                            @RupertReynolds @fj if it was Dutch beer, then you did it wrong.

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                            @reqa @fj Which? The beer or the cartwheel? 🙂

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                            • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                              @electropict @urlyman @ReggieHere @vfrmedia @metaphil @fj

                              i don't really like this graph. there's other dimensions of ideology. but what use is a 16 dimensional graph? and even then "you're forgetting the ideological divides of a,b,c,d,e,f..." so then you have a 738 dimensional graph. and even then...

                              left and right is fine

                              because that's the usual political axis across which people think. it's extremely rough, but we can't capture ideology this way so the approximation of 1 dimension is fine

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                              @benroyce @electropict @ReggieHere @vfrmedia @metaphil @fj

                              All models are wrong but some are useful. And this one usefully shows a significant distance between where people place themselves and the positions taken by the representatives they vote for. Irrespective of values, that’s concerning

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                              • urlyman@mastodon.socialU urlyman@mastodon.social

                                @benroyce @electropict @ReggieHere @vfrmedia @metaphil @fj

                                All models are wrong but some are useful. And this one usefully shows a significant distance between where people place themselves and the positions taken by the representatives they vote for. Irrespective of values, that’s concerning

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                                @urlyman @electropict @ReggieHere @vfrmedia @metaphil @fj

                                to be honest with you what i'm really saying is i resent the authoritarian - libertarian axis

                                1. libertarianism (in the usa) is not social libertarianism it's right wing economic libertarianism. useful fools for plutocrats since less economic control means the rich win

                                2. i don't believe in an authoritarian left. yes it's a thing but i see only fascists who haven't fully worked out the contradictions in their thinking. tankies suck

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                                • fj@mastodon.socialF fj@mastodon.social

                                  💗 Schengen

                                  “Have you ever wanted to fly across a border more than 40 times in one minute? No? As of last month, you can do it anyway: By hopping on a swing in the towns of Baarle-Hertog-Nassau, you can fly from the Netherlands into Belgium and back.”

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                                  #78

                                  Sometimes in mid 1980s as teenager I was sking in Lapland. We made a trip to where borders of Finland, Sweden and Norway meet. I decided to make quick Nordics tour and clocked 12 seconds to go around the border marker with skis.
                                  It was very different as the place where I had spent most of my summers was close to the border with Soviet Union. Heavily guarded hostile border then and now.
                                  #borders
                                  @fj

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                                  • cannaparts@nrw.socialC cannaparts@nrw.social

                                    @stf

                                    Belgium has plenty crazy "borders" in the east, too - exclaves and enclaves with Germany - 1st & 2nd WorldWar related...

                                    On the pic you can run/walk Germany, Belgium and the Netherlands also within a second.

                                    It's a nice place to visit and btw. the highest point of continental Netherland (322m above sea level) - 30km south is Belgiums highest point with 694m

                                    @fj

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                                    @CannaParts @stf @fj

                                    How about a carousel instead of or around that stone pillar?

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                                    • mrtnsnp@mastodon.socialM mrtnsnp@mastodon.social

                                      @fj @herbert_tiemens If we estimate the length of the swing at 2.5 meters, then the period of the swing is 3.17 seconds, so the back-and-forth is 18.9 times per minute.

                                      Did you try it, or did you calculate it?

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                                      @mrtnsnp It's a quote from the article

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                                      • urlyman@mastodon.socialU urlyman@mastodon.social

                                        @benroyce @ReggieHere @vfrmedia @metaphil @fj

                                        Me neither but this map of it has stayed with me https://mastodon.social/@urlyman/114437610906205685

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                                        @urlyman @benroyce @ReggieHere @vfrmedia @metaphil @fj And where is Labour in 2026?

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                                        • mdione@en.osm.townM mdione@en.osm.town

                                          @ticho @Provincial @fj talking about OpenStreetMap, someone has already mapped it 🙂

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                                          @mdione

                                          That was the first thing I wanted to know when I saw this 😍😄

                                          @ticho @Provincial @fj

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