You know, if I had it to do over again, I would probably not have adopted pets whose average life spans coincide with when my kids were likely to move out of the house.
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You know, if I had it to do over again, I would probably not have adopted pets whose average life spans coincide with when my kids were likely to move out of the house. It creates a lot of emptiness all at once.
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You know, if I had it to do over again, I would probably not have adopted pets whose average life spans coincide with when my kids were likely to move out of the house. It creates a lot of emptiness all at once.
@jerry can adopt, foster real kids in need? kids are fun, life is boring.
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You know, if I had it to do over again, I would probably not have adopted pets whose average life spans coincide with when my kids were likely to move out of the house. It creates a lot of emptiness all at once.
@jerry I'm sorry

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You know, if I had it to do over again, I would probably not have adopted pets whose average life spans coincide with when my kids were likely to move out of the house. It creates a lot of emptiness all at once.
@jerry Sorry to hear that. That does sound difficult.
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You know, if I had it to do over again, I would probably not have adopted pets whose average life spans coincide with when my kids were likely to move out of the house. It creates a lot of emptiness all at once.
@jerry My sympathies.
Maybe one of these?
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@jerry can adopt, foster real kids in need? kids are fun, life is boring.
@jerry i would recommend geese though these live for like 30 years i think
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You know, if I had it to do over again, I would probably not have adopted pets whose average life spans coincide with when my kids were likely to move out of the house. It creates a lot of emptiness all at once.
@jerry Get a 3D printer. You'll have all those exciting "it shit all over itself" and "I need to get up at 3am to change it" (with it being the filament) moments again.
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@jerry i would recommend geese though these live for like 30 years i think
@ChickenPwny @jerry why settle for lesser violence, choose Geese
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You know, if I had it to do over again, I would probably not have adopted pets whose average life spans coincide with when my kids were likely to move out of the house. It creates a lot of emptiness all at once.
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@jerry I'm sorry

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You know, if I had it to do over again, I would probably not have adopted pets whose average life spans coincide with when my kids were likely to move out of the house. It creates a lot of emptiness all at once.
@jerry An African Grey is like a five-year-old kid, smart, sociable and loving, and it has a long life span. You can also teach it to talk.
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You know, if I had it to do over again, I would probably not have adopted pets whose average life spans coincide with when my kids were likely to move out of the house. It creates a lot of emptiness all at once.
@jerry I am so sorry
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You know, if I had it to do over again, I would probably not have adopted pets whose average life spans coincide with when my kids were likely to move out of the house. It creates a lot of emptiness all at once.
@jerry can’t wait for the latest feline vaccine in development that can double a cat’s life (raises the max age by addressing urinary failure).
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You know, if I had it to do over again, I would probably not have adopted pets whose average life spans coincide with when my kids were likely to move out of the house. It creates a lot of emptiness all at once.

