<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[You know, if I had it to do over again, I would probably not have adopted pets whose average life spans coincide with when my kids were likely to move out of the house.]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>You know, if I had it to do over again, I would probably not have adopted pets whose average life spans coincide with when my kids were likely to move out of the house. It creates a lot of emptiness all at once.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/917ca411-8976-4ae9-b41a-fd258fce7f62/you-know-if-i-had-it-to-do-over-again-i-would-probably-not-have-adopted-pets-whose-average-life-spans-coincide-with-when-my-kids-were-likely-to-move-out-of-the-house.</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 15 May 2026 08:25:47 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/917ca411-8976-4ae9-b41a-fd258fce7f62.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2026 14:58:41 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You know, if I had it to do over again, I would probably not have adopted pets whose average life spans coincide with when my kids were likely to move out of the house. on Mon, 11 May 2026 15:56:25 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/jerry%40infosec.exchange">@<span>jerry</span></a></span> <img class="not-responsive emoji" src="https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/custom_emojis/images/000/028/347/original/f79bb63d1237ef2b.png" title=":blobheartcat:" /></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/Em0nM4stodon/statuses/116556758106463227</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/Em0nM4stodon/statuses/116556758106463227</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[em0nm4stodon@infosec.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2026 15:56:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You know, if I had it to do over again, I would probably not have adopted pets whose average life spans coincide with when my kids were likely to move out of the house. on Mon, 11 May 2026 15:14:30 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/jerry%40infosec.exchange">@<span>jerry</span></a></span> can’t wait for the latest feline vaccine in development that can double a cat’s life (raises the max age by addressing urinary failure).</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/shadownetworks/statuses/116556593277469566</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/shadownetworks/statuses/116556593277469566</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[shadownetworks@infosec.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2026 15:14:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You know, if I had it to do over again, I would probably not have adopted pets whose average life spans coincide with when my kids were likely to move out of the house. on Mon, 11 May 2026 15:09:03 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/jerry%40infosec.exchange">@<span>jerry</span></a></span> I am so sorry <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f623.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--persevere" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😣" alt="😣" /> Sending you love.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/x_cli/statuses/116556571844252581</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/x_cli/statuses/116556571844252581</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[x_cli@infosec.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2026 15:09:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You know, if I had it to do over again, I would probably not have adopted pets whose average life spans coincide with when my kids were likely to move out of the house. on Mon, 11 May 2026 15:05:39 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/jerry%40infosec.exchange">@<span>jerry</span></a></span> An African Grey is like a five-year-old kid, smart, sociable and loving, and it has a long life span. You can also teach it to talk.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/AAKL/statuses/116556558452568565</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/AAKL/statuses/116556558452568565</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[aakl@infosec.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2026 15:05:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You know, if I had it to do over again, I would probably not have adopted pets whose average life spans coincide with when my kids were likely to move out of the house. on Mon, 11 May 2026 15:05:08 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/da_667%40infosec.exchange">@<span>da_667</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/jerry%40infosec.exchange">@<span>jerry</span></a></span> comme on dit en français... Courage!</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/ap/users/115695384862759365/statuses/116556556444572028</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/ap/users/115695384862759365/statuses/116556556444572028</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[kattebel@hachyderm.io]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2026 15:05:08 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You know, if I had it to do over again, I would probably not have adopted pets whose average life spans coincide with when my kids were likely to move out of the house. on Mon, 11 May 2026 15:04:35 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/jerry%40infosec.exchange">@<span>jerry</span></a></span> <img class="not-responsive emoji" src="https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/custom_emojis/images/000/590/735/original/47b28eaa086a625e.png" title=":neobot_hug_bot_heart:" /></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/cyanautik/statuses/116556554292655886</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/cyanautik/statuses/116556554292655886</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[cyanautik@infosec.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2026 15:04:35 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You know, if I had it to do over again, I would probably not have adopted pets whose average life spans coincide with when my kids were likely to move out of the house. on Mon, 11 May 2026 15:02:37 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/chickenpwny%40infosec.exchange">@<span>ChickenPwny</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/jerry%40infosec.exchange">@<span>jerry</span></a></span> why settle for lesser violence, choose Geese<img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/2122.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--tm" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="™" alt="™" />️</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/BabblingGeek/statuses/116556546556462112</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/BabblingGeek/statuses/116556546556462112</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[babblinggeek@infosec.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2026 15:02:37 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You know, if I had it to do over again, I would probably not have adopted pets whose average life spans coincide with when my kids were likely to move out of the house. on Mon, 11 May 2026 15:01:07 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/jerry%40infosec.exchange">@<span>jerry</span></a></span> Get a 3D printer. You'll have all those exciting "it shit all over itself" and "I need to get up at 3am to change it" (with it being the filament) moments again.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/christopherkunz/statuses/116556540673283988</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/christopherkunz/statuses/116556540673283988</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[christopherkunz@chaos.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2026 15:01:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You know, if I had it to do over again, I would probably not have adopted pets whose average life spans coincide with when my kids were likely to move out of the house. on Mon, 11 May 2026 15:00:44 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/jerry%40infosec.exchange">@<span>jerry</span></a></span> i would recommend geese though these live for like 30 years i think</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/ChickenPwny/statuses/116556539163669843</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/ChickenPwny/statuses/116556539163669843</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[chickenpwny@infosec.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2026 15:00:44 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You know, if I had it to do over again, I would probably not have adopted pets whose average life spans coincide with when my kids were likely to move out of the house. on Mon, 11 May 2026 15:00:36 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/jerry%40infosec.exchange">@<span>jerry</span></a></span> My sympathies.</p><p>Maybe one of these?<br /><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland_shark" rel="nofollow noopener"><span>https://</span><span>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenlan</span><span>d_shark</span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/icing/statuses/116556538604016077</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/icing/statuses/116556538604016077</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[icing@chaos.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2026 15:00:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You know, if I had it to do over again, I would probably not have adopted pets whose average life spans coincide with when my kids were likely to move out of the house. on Mon, 11 May 2026 15:00:05 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/jerry%40infosec.exchange">@<span>jerry</span></a></span> Sorry to hear that. That does sound difficult.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/logwyrm/statuses/116556536594715710</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/logwyrm/statuses/116556536594715710</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[logwyrm@infosec.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2026 15:00:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You know, if I had it to do over again, I would probably not have adopted pets whose average life spans coincide with when my kids were likely to move out of the house. on Mon, 11 May 2026 14:59:48 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/jerry%40infosec.exchange">@<span>jerry</span></a></span> I'm sorry <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f61e.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--disappointed" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":(" alt="😞" /></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/da_667/statuses/116556535448716611</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/da_667/statuses/116556535448716611</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[da_667@infosec.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2026 14:59:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You know, if I had it to do over again, I would probably not have adopted pets whose average life spans coincide with when my kids were likely to move out of the house. on Mon, 11 May 2026 14:59:31 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/jerry%40infosec.exchange">@<span>jerry</span></a></span> can adopt, foster real kids in need? kids are fun, life is boring.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/ChickenPwny/statuses/116556534359164783</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/ChickenPwny/statuses/116556534359164783</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[chickenpwny@infosec.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2026 14:59:31 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>