Be gay

[wakame@tech.lgbt]

@fadedoasis That reminds me of the one time I brought a molotov cocktail into bed and my partner said "you're doing it wrong".

[mellivora@im-in.space]

@fadedoasis what if the crime is posted in a way where it can't be completely seen beyond a doubt it is a crime?

[fadedoasis@kind.social]

@Mellivora My "DO NOT POST ABOUT DOING CRIMES" post is raising a lot of questions already answered by my "DO NOT POST ABOUT DOING CRIMES" post.

[elizafox@social.treehouse.systems]

@fadedoasis OMG when people post that shit in public on Fedi I'm just like "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU someone's gonna fucking narc on you, you're literally talking about shoplifting $10k+ worth of goods and just ADMITTED to it publicly, that's enough for a warrant!!!"

[tryst@meow.social]

@fadedoasis I only post about my crimes when a) the statute of limitations has expired, and b) they are objectively funny.

[dertizen@mastodon.social]

@fadedoasis Well we are all illeagal in 90+ States so why not only one or two more?

[wildpowerhammer@mastodon.ml]

@fadedoasis
There is a small problem
Where i live being gay is literally a crime
Should i or should i not post about being gay if it also posting about doing crimes???

[unicorne@gayfr.social]

@fadedoasis Unless you live where being gay is a crime.

[eddikat@meow.social]

@tryst @fadedoasis Cops can't arrest you if you make them laugh. Thats a true fact!

[kirakira@furry.engineer]

@Elizafox @fadedoasis did. did that happen??

[elizafox@social.treehouse.systems]

@kirakira @fadedoasis Not just once but many times I have seen. People bragging about shoplifting openly. Sometimes bragging about *what* they stole too, and from where.

[ppxl@social.tchncs.de]

@fadedoasis GayOpSec. Roger that.

[fadedoasis@kind.social]

@WildPowerHammer My advice is mostly about how to be proud, but not be arrested, so unfortunately I do not have good advice for what you should post. Continue to be proud, and know that there are a lot of people who support you. Best wishes.

[mywoolymastadon@toot.community]

@Elizafox @kirakira @fadedoasis

Oh man, they even brag on Facebook about shoplifting.

[elizafox@social.treehouse.systems]

@MyWoolyMastadon @kirakira @fadedoasis I mean people brag about murder on social media all the time...

[rasp@raru.re]

@fadedoasis (but still do crimes)

[mellivora@im-in.space]

@fadedoasis so if I buy a hammer or crowbar and post a picture of it... that is going against what you posted?

[bussphomet@app.wafrn.net]

@fadedoasis@kind.social

Unless you want to go full Joker mode
But only do it once you have enough tnt and playing cards

[someplaceunknown@mastodon.social]

@unicorne @fadedoasis

Be crime.
Do Gay.

[nishcott@mastodon.social]

@SnyperWolf @fadedoasis
Indeed