<![CDATA[Be gay]]>Be gay.
Do crimes.
Post about being gay.
DO NOT POST ABOUT DOING CRIMES.

It's quite simple.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/364ede22-ad00-4b90-8e7a-700ceecf7f94/be-gayRSS for NodeWed, 15 Apr 2026 14:29:54 GMTTue, 14 Apr 2026 16:31:47 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Be gay on Wed, 15 Apr 2026 07:03:54 GMT]]>@fadedoasis
Or, post about the podcast . 😉
https://www.patreon.com/cw/BeGaySolveCrimes

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/katrinakatrinka/statuses/116407444110786341https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/katrinakatrinka/statuses/116407444110786341Wed, 15 Apr 2026 07:03:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Be gay on Wed, 15 Apr 2026 06:35:18 GMT]]>@SnyperWolf @fadedoasis
Indeed

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Nishcott/statuses/116407331624955186https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Nishcott/statuses/116407331624955186Wed, 15 Apr 2026 06:35:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Be gay on Wed, 15 Apr 2026 02:28:49 GMT]]>@unicorne @fadedoasis

Be crime.
Do Gay.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Someplaceunknown/statuses/116406362410097923https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Someplaceunknown/statuses/116406362410097923Wed, 15 Apr 2026 02:28:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Be gay on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 23:48:14 GMT]]>@fadedoasis@kind.social

Unless you want to go full Joker mode
But only do it once you have enough tnt and playing cards

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://app.wafrn.net/fediverse/post/8a3e8899-5484-46c3-8846-10ee78c647a8https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://app.wafrn.net/fediverse/post/8a3e8899-5484-46c3-8846-10ee78c647a8Tue, 14 Apr 2026 23:48:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Be gay on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 22:45:27 GMT]]>@fadedoasis so if I buy a hammer or crowbar and post a picture of it... that is going against what you posted?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://im-in.space/ap/users/115940247467747761/statuses/116405484114620053https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://im-in.space/ap/users/115940247467747761/statuses/116405484114620053Tue, 14 Apr 2026 22:45:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Be gay on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 22:30:22 GMT]]>@fadedoasis (but still do crimes)

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://raru.re/users/Rasp/statuses/116405424787577496https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://raru.re/users/Rasp/statuses/116405424787577496Tue, 14 Apr 2026 22:30:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Be gay on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 21:47:56 GMT]]>@MyWoolyMastadon @kirakira @fadedoasis I mean people brag about murder on social media all the time...

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/Elizafox/statuses/116405257925954514https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/Elizafox/statuses/116405257925954514Tue, 14 Apr 2026 21:47:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Be gay on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 21:46:57 GMT]]>@Elizafox @kirakira @fadedoasis

Oh man, they even brag on Facebook about shoplifting.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toot.community/users/MyWoolyMastadon/statuses/116405254044348650https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toot.community/users/MyWoolyMastadon/statuses/116405254044348650Tue, 14 Apr 2026 21:46:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Be gay on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 21:38:40 GMT]]>@WildPowerHammer My advice is mostly about how to be proud, but not be arrested, so unfortunately I do not have good advice for what you should post. Continue to be proud, and know that there are a lot of people who support you. Best wishes.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://kind.social/users/fadedoasis/statuses/116405221477645163https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://kind.social/users/fadedoasis/statuses/116405221477645163Tue, 14 Apr 2026 21:38:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Be gay on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 21:33:23 GMT]]>@fadedoasis GayOpSec. Roger that.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.tchncs.de/users/ppxl/statuses/116405200693837647https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.tchncs.de/users/ppxl/statuses/116405200693837647Tue, 14 Apr 2026 21:33:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Be gay on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 21:32:22 GMT]]>@kirakira @fadedoasis Not just once but many times I have seen. People bragging about shoplifting openly. Sometimes bragging about *what* they stole too, and from where.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/Elizafox/statuses/116405196728585572https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/Elizafox/statuses/116405196728585572Tue, 14 Apr 2026 21:32:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Be gay on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 21:31:23 GMT]]>@Elizafox @fadedoasis did. did that happen??

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://furry.engineer/users/kirakira/statuses/116405192835190979https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://furry.engineer/users/kirakira/statuses/116405192835190979Tue, 14 Apr 2026 21:31:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Be gay on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 21:30:26 GMT]]>@tryst @fadedoasis Cops can't arrest you if you make them laugh. Thats a true fact!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://meow.social/users/EddiKat/statuses/116405189085199811https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://meow.social/users/EddiKat/statuses/116405189085199811Tue, 14 Apr 2026 21:30:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Be gay on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 21:26:20 GMT]]>@fadedoasis Unless you live where being gay is a crime.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://gayfr.social/users/unicorne/statuses/116405172996952374https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://gayfr.social/users/unicorne/statuses/116405172996952374Tue, 14 Apr 2026 21:26:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Be gay on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 21:25:40 GMT]]>@fadedoasis
There is a small problem
Where i live being gay is literally a crime
Should i or should i not post about being gay if it also posting about doing crimes???

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.ml/users/WildPowerHammer/statuses/116405170349737625https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.ml/users/WildPowerHammer/statuses/116405170349737625Tue, 14 Apr 2026 21:25:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Be gay on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 21:24:25 GMT]]>@fadedoasis Well we are all illeagal in 90+ States so why not only one or two more?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115495137729781352/statuses/116405165469996245https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115495137729781352/statuses/116405165469996245Tue, 14 Apr 2026 21:24:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Be gay on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 21:22:20 GMT]]>@fadedoasis I only post about my crimes when a) the statute of limitations has expired, and b) they are objectively funny.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://meow.social/users/tryst/statuses/116405157246039337https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://meow.social/users/tryst/statuses/116405157246039337Tue, 14 Apr 2026 21:22:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Be gay on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 21:19:27 GMT]]>@fadedoasis OMG when people post that shit in public on Fedi I'm just like "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU someone's gonna fucking narc on you, you're literally talking about shoplifting $10k+ worth of goods and just ADMITTED to it publicly, that's enough for a warrant!!!"

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/Elizafox/statuses/116405145912552459https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/Elizafox/statuses/116405145912552459Tue, 14 Apr 2026 21:19:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Be gay on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 21:17:14 GMT]]>@Mellivora My "DO NOT POST ABOUT DOING CRIMES" post is raising a lot of questions already answered by my "DO NOT POST ABOUT DOING CRIMES" post.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://kind.social/users/fadedoasis/statuses/116405137189300519https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://kind.social/users/fadedoasis/statuses/116405137189300519Tue, 14 Apr 2026 21:17:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Be gay on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 21:07:38 GMT]]>@fadedoasis what if the crime is posted in a way where it can't be completely seen beyond a doubt it is a crime?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://im-in.space/ap/users/115940247467747761/statuses/116405099479150707https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://im-in.space/ap/users/115940247467747761/statuses/116405099479150707Tue, 14 Apr 2026 21:07:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Be gay on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 20:30:57 GMT]]>@fadedoasis That reminds me of the one time I brought a molotov cocktail into bed and my partner said "you're doing it wrong".

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/wakame/statuses/116404955201161530https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/wakame/statuses/116404955201161530Tue, 14 Apr 2026 20:30:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Be gay on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 18:13:32 GMT]]>@fadedoasis@kind.social
hehe, what crimes?
(totally innocent look)

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://transfem.social/notes/al2i82jkaq1x00q9https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://transfem.social/notes/al2i82jkaq1x00q9Tue, 14 Apr 2026 18:13:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Be gay on Tue, 14 Apr 2026 16:47:16 GMT]]>@fadedoasis Hail Satan?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://kind.social/users/SnyperWolf/statuses/116404075661965293https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://kind.social/users/SnyperWolf/statuses/116404075661965293Tue, 14 Apr 2026 16:47:16 GMT