I went on Facebook (I know I know I know) and they are selling tinfoil hats.

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@Netraven

oh.

Oh wow. When you said "bubble" I was thinking of a little tent... like a real tent ... that could keep your phone from ringing and not improve your health.

But this is just a USB stick with a mysterious copper dot.. animations and made up stories.

[netraven@hear-me.social]

@futurebird GET IN THE BUBBLE, IT'S ONLY SAFE IN THE BUBBLE. /s

I shit you not, mcaffee antivirus software does the same shit to the elderly. If you install their software it convinces them they need to get in the TUNNEL (GET IN THE TUNNEL!!!), the VPN tunnel of course, which they depicted, I shit you not, alien UFOs, criminals, and the ever dubious man in black. who could not get into the TUNNEL. YOU MUST BUY THE TUNNEL TO BE SAFE NOW NOW NOW!!!! (only slightly over-emphasized for effect) and it only cost a low low cost of $100 annually.

edit: of course so mcaffee could sell their browsing data to third parties.

America's biggest industry is scams.

[fluffykittycat@furry.engineer]

@CStamp @futurebird this is an important market for them at scale. So many people so little healthcare

[gw6kwm@toot.wales]

@futurebird

[david_preston@mastodon.social]

@futurebird it's a bit pricey but I'd quite like one.

[jackemled@furry.engineer]

@futurebird Of course they sneak the number 88 in somehow. And what standards do they think exist for foil hats? What about radio waves coming from the opposite side of the hat? Marketing this kind of thing to defenseless idiots is more than just a little predatory!

[burnitdown@beige.party]

@futurebird @mook@possum.city

"who would care outside of a small circle of friends?"

[bweller@mstdn.social]

@futurebird maybe if we enforced laws against medical devices without approval...

this is blatantly thumbing their nose at the law

it claims a medical effect. arrest them.

[rasterweb@mastodon.social]

@futurebird More frightening that someone is selling them is the fact that people are buying them!

[jackemled@furry.engineer]

@AnnieBuddy @futurebird @CStamp Maybe something to do with hair dyeing. I think one of the methods for doing highlights or complete dyeing involves separating bunches of hair & wrapping them in foil to contain the dye as it soaks in so you can do other things while waiting on it.

However it also could have been foil hats. Kids are exposed to more anti knowledge propaganda now than they have ever been.

[jackemled@furry.engineer]

@lemgandi @david_chisnall @futurebird You still use a cellphone to make long distance calls? So old fashioned! I use my parabolic reflecting foil hat to focus radio waves into my hypothalamus, allowing me to receive & transmit radio communications for miles!

[burnitdown@beige.party]

@futurebird @Scofisticated

the hat itself is fine. the reflective lining will keep your head warmer. it's the claims about blocking radio signals that are wrong. there is a bunch of stuff like this on fartbook. for a while i was getting relentless ads for these LED face masks that are claimed to serve some kind of cosmetic purpose, but it's a good bet they do absolutely nothing but make you look pretty unhinged.

[burnitdown@beige.party]

@futurebird @oldclumsy_nowmad@mastodon.social

probably something like this?

[burnitdown@beige.party]

@futurebird @oldclumsy_nowmad@mastodon.social @muddle@infosec.exchange

it depends on the strength and type of signal, and how close you are to the source. an unshielded magnetron from a microwave oven will definitely cook you, including your brain. that's why there are warning signs to not stand in front of microwave radio dishes.

[blp@framapiaf.org]

@futurebird The silver also helps against werewolves.

[burnitdown@beige.party]

@futurebird @oldclumsy_nowmad@mastodon.social @Anke @muddle@infosec.exchange

living next to a busy road is very stressful.

[johnzajac@dice.camp]

@heathen_cat @futurebird

There are already hundreds of "brain fog" and "shortness of breath" and "fatigue" snake oils bc of the combination of widespread and surging LC and official/bipartisan minimizing of LC. ‍️

[beltliner403@mastodon.online]

@futurebird I take it Wade Tillman was unavailable to provide an endorsement.

#Watchmen #LookingGlass #Reflectatine

Just a moment...

(watchmen.fandom.com)

[pepperbike@mastodon.social]

@GGMcBG @futurebird It is immoral to let stupid people keep their money.

[bitprophet@social.coop]

@josh0 @futurebird love some good ARSE swag!