on todays episode of what the actual fuck...
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on todays episode of what the actual fuck...
Human brain cells on a chip learned to play Doom in a week
Neuron-powered computer chips can now be easily programmed to play a first-person shooter game, bringing biological computers a step closer to useful applications
New Scientist (www.newscientist.com)
@Viss
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@Viss
Don't show this to Hegseth.@FritzAdalis oh man if he could read he'd get so upset
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on todays episode of what the actual fuck...
Human brain cells on a chip learned to play Doom in a week
Neuron-powered computer chips can now be easily programmed to play a first-person shooter game, bringing biological computers a step closer to useful applications
New Scientist (www.newscientist.com)
also the screenshot they used is very much not actually doom. they very obviously got an ai to generate a screenshot of doom, which is stupid, because a quadrillion of them exist everywhere, and it failed miserably. look at the picture for five seconds and try not to wince
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also the screenshot they used is very much not actually doom. they very obviously got an ai to generate a screenshot of doom, which is stupid, because a quadrillion of them exist everywhere, and it failed miserably. look at the picture for five seconds and try not to wince
@Viss Why tho?
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@Viss Why tho?
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on todays episode of what the actual fuck...
Human brain cells on a chip learned to play Doom in a week
Neuron-powered computer chips can now be easily programmed to play a first-person shooter game, bringing biological computers a step closer to useful applications
New Scientist (www.newscientist.com)
@Viss Doom really will run on anything
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on todays episode of what the actual fuck...
Human brain cells on a chip learned to play Doom in a week
Neuron-powered computer chips can now be easily programmed to play a first-person shooter game, bringing biological computers a step closer to useful applications
New Scientist (www.newscientist.com)
@Viss i don't love that learning to pretend to shoot people is the metric for "a step closer to useful applications"
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on todays episode of what the actual fuck...
Human brain cells on a chip learned to play Doom in a week
Neuron-powered computer chips can now be easily programmed to play a first-person shooter game, bringing biological computers a step closer to useful applications
New Scientist (www.newscientist.com)
@Viss Not to speak this into existence, but given existing organoid research, I'm kind of surprised the Worst People You Know haven't picked this up and run with it yet.
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@Viss Not to speak this into existence, but given existing organoid research, I'm kind of surprised the Worst People You Know haven't picked this up and run with it yet.
@Viss Like, why use a kajillion GPUs when you can just grow a brain in a vat and make it delete your emails?
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also the screenshot they used is very much not actually doom. they very obviously got an ai to generate a screenshot of doom, which is stupid, because a quadrillion of them exist everywhere, and it failed miserably. look at the picture for five seconds and try not to wince
@Viss I don't think it is! Or if it is AI generated, it was done by the company not New Scientist.
https://youtu.be/yRV8fSw6HaE This is the original source that article is based on.
Just before the 30 second mark. You can see where they screenshotted.

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on todays episode of what the actual fuck...
Human brain cells on a chip learned to play Doom in a week
Neuron-powered computer chips can now be easily programmed to play a first-person shooter game, bringing biological computers a step closer to useful applications
New Scientist (www.newscientist.com)
@Viss That is the genesis of every #BlackMirror episode right there.
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on todays episode of what the actual fuck...
Human brain cells on a chip learned to play Doom in a week
Neuron-powered computer chips can now be easily programmed to play a first-person shooter game, bringing biological computers a step closer to useful applications
New Scientist (www.newscientist.com)
@Viss The brain cells yearn for the doom
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@Viss The brain cells yearn for the doom
@Aut they do!
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on todays episode of what the actual fuck...
Human brain cells on a chip learned to play Doom in a week
Neuron-powered computer chips can now be easily programmed to play a first-person shooter game, bringing biological computers a step closer to useful applications
New Scientist (www.newscientist.com)
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@Viss I don't think it is! Or if it is AI generated, it was done by the company not New Scientist.
https://youtu.be/yRV8fSw6HaE This is the original source that article is based on.
Just before the 30 second mark. You can see where they screenshotted.

@trashpanda oh god, its some bizarro world doom clone thing. thats weird
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@Viss Like, why use a kajillion GPUs when you can just grow a brain in a vat and make it delete your emails?
@theorangetheme yes this will totally work out fine!
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on todays episode of what the actual fuck...
Human brain cells on a chip learned to play Doom in a week
Neuron-powered computer chips can now be easily programmed to play a first-person shooter game, bringing biological computers a step closer to useful applications
New Scientist (www.newscientist.com)
RE: https://mastodon.social/@Viss/116145848331072785
I see, so we are deciding to make Combine tech, then.
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@jackryder im not sure what this is, but it doesnt look like syndicate
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@Viss/116145848331072785
I see, so we are deciding to make Combine tech, then.
@vv pick up that can

