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  • viss@mastodon.socialV viss@mastodon.social

    on todays episode of what the actual fuck...

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    Human brain cells on a chip learned to play Doom in a week

    Neuron-powered computer chips can now be easily programmed to play a first-person shooter game, bringing biological computers a step closer to useful applications

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    @Viss I love the summary...

    "Neuron-powered computer chips can now be easily programmed to play a first-person shooter game, bringing biological computers a step closer to useful applications"

    Then shows image of Doom shooting the hell out of everything in sight. Super useful.

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    • viss@mastodon.socialV viss@mastodon.social

      on todays episode of what the actual fuck...

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      Human brain cells on a chip learned to play Doom in a week

      Neuron-powered computer chips can now be easily programmed to play a first-person shooter game, bringing biological computers a step closer to useful applications

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      New Scientist (www.newscientist.com)

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      @Viss
      Don't show this to Hegseth.

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      • fritzadalis@infosec.exchangeF fritzadalis@infosec.exchange

        @Viss
        Don't show this to Hegseth.

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        @FritzAdalis oh man if he could read he'd get so upset

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        • viss@mastodon.socialV viss@mastodon.social

          on todays episode of what the actual fuck...

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          Human brain cells on a chip learned to play Doom in a week

          Neuron-powered computer chips can now be easily programmed to play a first-person shooter game, bringing biological computers a step closer to useful applications

          favicon

          New Scientist (www.newscientist.com)

          viss@mastodon.socialV This user is from outside of this forum
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          also the screenshot they used is very much not actually doom. they very obviously got an ai to generate a screenshot of doom, which is stupid, because a quadrillion of them exist everywhere, and it failed miserably. look at the picture for five seconds and try not to wince

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          • viss@mastodon.socialV viss@mastodon.social

            also the screenshot they used is very much not actually doom. they very obviously got an ai to generate a screenshot of doom, which is stupid, because a quadrillion of them exist everywhere, and it failed miserably. look at the picture for five seconds and try not to wince

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            jackryder@infosec.exchange
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            @Viss Why tho?

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              @Viss Why tho?

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              @jackryder

              .... ssssssssssssscience?

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              • viss@mastodon.socialV viss@mastodon.social

                on todays episode of what the actual fuck...

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                Human brain cells on a chip learned to play Doom in a week

                Neuron-powered computer chips can now be easily programmed to play a first-person shooter game, bringing biological computers a step closer to useful applications

                favicon

                New Scientist (www.newscientist.com)

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                @Viss Doom really will run on anything

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                • viss@mastodon.socialV viss@mastodon.social

                  @jackryder

                  .... ssssssssssssscience?

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                  @Viss riiiiiight

                  Sciiience.

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                  • viss@mastodon.socialV viss@mastodon.social

                    on todays episode of what the actual fuck...

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                    Human brain cells on a chip learned to play Doom in a week

                    Neuron-powered computer chips can now be easily programmed to play a first-person shooter game, bringing biological computers a step closer to useful applications

                    favicon

                    New Scientist (www.newscientist.com)

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                    @Viss i don't love that learning to pretend to shoot people is the metric for "a step closer to useful applications"

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                    • viss@mastodon.socialV viss@mastodon.social

                      on todays episode of what the actual fuck...

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                      Human brain cells on a chip learned to play Doom in a week

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                      @Viss Not to speak this into existence, but given existing organoid research, I'm kind of surprised the Worst People You Know haven't picked this up and run with it yet.

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                      • theorangetheme@en.osm.townT theorangetheme@en.osm.town

                        @Viss Not to speak this into existence, but given existing organoid research, I'm kind of surprised the Worst People You Know haven't picked this up and run with it yet.

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                        @Viss Like, why use a kajillion GPUs when you can just grow a brain in a vat and make it delete your emails?

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                        • viss@mastodon.socialV viss@mastodon.social

                          also the screenshot they used is very much not actually doom. they very obviously got an ai to generate a screenshot of doom, which is stupid, because a quadrillion of them exist everywhere, and it failed miserably. look at the picture for five seconds and try not to wince

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                          @Viss I don't think it is! Or if it is AI generated, it was done by the company not New Scientist.

                          https://youtu.be/yRV8fSw6HaE This is the original source that article is based on.

                          Just before the 30 second mark. You can see where they screenshotted.

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                          • viss@mastodon.socialV viss@mastodon.social

                            on todays episode of what the actual fuck...

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                            Human brain cells on a chip learned to play Doom in a week

                            Neuron-powered computer chips can now be easily programmed to play a first-person shooter game, bringing biological computers a step closer to useful applications

                            favicon

                            New Scientist (www.newscientist.com)

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                            @Viss That is the genesis of every #BlackMirror episode right there.

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                            • viss@mastodon.socialV viss@mastodon.social

                              on todays episode of what the actual fuck...

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                              Human brain cells on a chip learned to play Doom in a week

                              Neuron-powered computer chips can now be easily programmed to play a first-person shooter game, bringing biological computers a step closer to useful applications

                              favicon

                              New Scientist (www.newscientist.com)

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                              @Viss The brain cells yearn for the doom

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                              • aut@hachyderm.ioA aut@hachyderm.io

                                @Viss The brain cells yearn for the doom

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                                @Aut they do!

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                                • viss@mastodon.socialV viss@mastodon.social

                                  on todays episode of what the actual fuck...

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                                  Human brain cells on a chip learned to play Doom in a week

                                  Neuron-powered computer chips can now be easily programmed to play a first-person shooter game, bringing biological computers a step closer to useful applications

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                                  @Viss @foone !!

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                                  • trashpanda@m.alittlenook.netT trashpanda@m.alittlenook.net

                                    @Viss I don't think it is! Or if it is AI generated, it was done by the company not New Scientist.

                                    https://youtu.be/yRV8fSw6HaE This is the original source that article is based on.

                                    Just before the 30 second mark. You can see where they screenshotted.

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                                    @trashpanda oh god, its some bizarro world doom clone thing. thats weird

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                                    • theorangetheme@en.osm.townT theorangetheme@en.osm.town

                                      @Viss Like, why use a kajillion GPUs when you can just grow a brain in a vat and make it delete your emails?

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                                      @theorangetheme yes this will totally work out fine!

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                                      • viss@mastodon.socialV viss@mastodon.social

                                        on todays episode of what the actual fuck...

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                                        RE: https://mastodon.social/@Viss/116145848331072785

                                        I see, so we are deciding to make Combine tech, then.

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                                          @jackryder im not sure what this is, but it doesnt look like syndicate

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