Asbestos is here, it's in everything, and it's not going anywhere.

[petrikas@mastodon.art]

Asbestos is here, it's in everything, and it's not going anywhere. Use it now or get left behind.

[aroacemagicalnerd@blackqueer.life]

@petrikas Cackles in morbid sadness

[lyle@cville.online]

@petrikas We’re all struggling with the vast amounts of asbestos we have sacrificed so much to unleash. How can we solve this problem by hyperscaling asbestos into infinity?

[msbellows@c.im]

@Lyle @petrikas Plus, will no one think of the Christmas tree flocking industry? And it's fireproof!

[denofearth@mas.to]

@msbellows @Lyle @petrikas
Coughing fit just looking at it...

[shredder7579@mastodon.social]

@petrikas I use abspestos at work. I don't understand the haters. It's clearly the future! There's no way this could be remotely harmful.

Just give it a while. Eventually, everyone will have to jump on the abspestos bandwagon!

Meanwhile, we need to ramp up production! There's tons of potential applications for it. We must embed it into almost everything! We definitely won't regret that.