<![CDATA[Asbestos is here, it's in everything, and it's not going anywhere.]]>Asbestos is here, it's in everything, and it's not going anywhere. Use it now or get left behind.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/f5bf461d-6c26-4110-ab07-cf52ff9b21b8/asbestos-is-here-it-s-in-everything-and-it-s-not-going-anywhere.RSS for NodeMon, 25 May 2026 08:10:28 GMTSun, 17 May 2026 21:40:46 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Asbestos is here, it's in everything, and it's not going anywhere. on Mon, 18 May 2026 00:34:47 GMT]]>@petrikas I use abspestos at work. I don't understand the haters. It's clearly the future! There's no way this could be remotely harmful.

Just give it a while. Eventually, everyone will have to jump on the abspestos bandwagon!

Meanwhile, we need to ramp up production! There's tons of potential applications for it. We must embed it into almost everything! We definitely won't regret that.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/shredder7579/statuses/116592770231397490https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/shredder7579/statuses/116592770231397490Mon, 18 May 2026 00:34:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Asbestos is here, it's in everything, and it's not going anywhere. on Sun, 17 May 2026 23:33:17 GMT]]>@msbellows @Lyle @petrikas
Coughing fit just looking at it...

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/DenOfEarth/statuses/116592528418181016https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/DenOfEarth/statuses/116592528418181016Sun, 17 May 2026 23:33:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Asbestos is here, it's in everything, and it's not going anywhere. on Sun, 17 May 2026 23:10:53 GMT]]>@Lyle @petrikas Plus, will no one think of the Christmas tree flocking industry? And it's fireproof!

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cville.online/users/Lyle/statuses/116592284460583583https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cville.online/users/Lyle/statuses/116592284460583583Sun, 17 May 2026 22:31:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Asbestos is here, it's in everything, and it's not going anywhere. on Sun, 17 May 2026 22:14:51 GMT]]>@petrikas Cackles in morbid sadness

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