@paco @BenAveling it is just a stupid electronic device
-
@paco @amyfou Lucy was right! #Monsterdon #Godzilla1998 Also, I love the gum-chewing American-impersonating French agents!
-
@paco in a decently written movie that isn't throwing out unfunny quips all the time, that could be a good gag. However...
-
@paco I bet cousin Eddie could take ‘em!
-
@paco If they knew her father, they'd understand
-
@paco I bet cousin Eddie could take ‘em!
@pngwen No, not since he found out they're high in cholesterol.
#monsterdon -
@paco Premier Sang!
-
@paco is the new "you've died of dysentary on the Oregon trail" #monsterdon
-
@paco You got to love it. Straight to the point, no hello, no best regards, no "I hope this email finds you well".
-
@paco this remix is the musical equivalent of painting a moustache on the Mona Lisa #Monsterdon
-
It was a monster monsterdon.
-
@paco
"Closest to the person" is right if you have neither cats nor toddlers.
If you have either, "closest to the wall" is the only safe orientation. -
@paco A is correct, apparently UNLESS you have one or more cats, who also find A to be more convenient for unwinding toilet roll, so you should* choose B
* where should is to be understood as in rfc 2119
-
-
@paco the two hours of movie continues to pain
-
@paco Looking at the poll results, humanity has disappointed me again.
-
@paco That would've been a good 90s title too. GO!Zilla
#monsterdon
-
@paco This film brings back memories of working in a video store (we did DVDs and games too, but mostly still VHS).
Everyone was utterly captivated. We had to run the latest blockbusters on the in store screens, and for this cycle having Godzilla on at closing would extend working by 10-15mins as we had to shoo everyone out.
Luckily, in the same release cycle was Spice World, whack that on 20mins before closing and boom, shutters down and out the door bang on 10pm.
-
@paco it was a masterclass in mediocrity.
"look-a what-a they did-a to mah beautiful boy!"

