The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida.
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@Szescstopni
And goats. Don't forget the goats!@srtcd424 @Szescstopni Substitute llamas, and you have Jeff Minter.
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The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.
@Szescstopni @alipunk I guess I'm living the dream in my shack in the forest!

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The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.
@Szescstopni
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The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.
@Szescstopni my dream is to build a rocket to prove that the moon is indeed flat Earth. I mean obviously the world is round but the same side of the moon is ALWAYS facing Earth?? It’s clearly a cardboard cutout…
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@Szescstopni what is wrong with people. why would you want to live somewhere that is that flat and full of mosquitoes
@draNgNon@hachyderm.io @Szescstopni@circumstances.run Nothing wrong with flat! Besides that makes it extremely bikeable!
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The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.
@Szescstopni Maybe a couple of cats and a dog.
...and a shedd with some tools for tinkering.
...and a 20 year old server that just-works.
...and chickens.
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The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.
@Szescstopni Eh, could be a decent house somewhere hot too. My mom's moved to south Crete and it's definitely better there now than here (Berlin), but still dips far too much below my feel-good temperature range of 25-35°C.
Florida would be hotter than that but that's still better than the -10°C I get here. Also, the small house should be able to house multiple partners, ideally. Maybe not so small than?
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The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.
@Szescstopni happily take an apartment or flat somewhere warm in the 24th century!
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@Szescstopni Eh, could be a decent house somewhere hot too. My mom's moved to south Crete and it's definitely better there now than here (Berlin), but still dips far too much below my feel-good temperature range of 25-35°C.
Florida would be hotter than that but that's still better than the -10°C I get here. Also, the small house should be able to house multiple partners, ideally. Maybe not so small than?
@ljrk Two bedrooms with beds for three people each should be enough.
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@Szescstopni my dream is to build a rocket to prove that the moon is indeed flat Earth. I mean obviously the world is round but the same side of the moon is ALWAYS facing Earth?? It’s clearly a cardboard cutout…
@tylerlwsmith We're still not sure if it's paper or cardboard, so it's hard to decide on which recycling bin to use.
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@gbargoud @Szescstopni Yes!
Some of my older relatives in retirement lived away from their doctors and hospitals.
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Dude, let me dream.
@KanaMauna The new European satellites should be working soon.
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@Szescstopni
It sounds like you are very aware of the problem. I just want people to consider fire when they choose a place to live. Here in the Pacific Northwest US the situation is quite bad and getting worse.@rayotron Yes, it's quite bad out there. You need a lot of land to build decent firebreaks around the house.
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@ljrk Two bedrooms with beds for three people each should be enough.
@Szescstopni Approximately yes, I definitely need no mansion. Unfortunately, not all partners like it as hot as I do

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@gri573 I've learned that people use Wi-Fi as a synonym for Internet and I'm not going to fight this war. My Internet runs over Ethernet
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The dream of most people on Twitter, Instagram, and such, is to have an enormous mansion in Florida. The dream of most people on Mastodon is to have a small decent house somewhere in a forest where it's not too hot.
@Szescstopni living the (mastodon) dream