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A COMPUTER CANNOT FIND OUT

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  • mjd@mathstodon.xyzM mjd@mathstodon.xyz

    A COMPUTER CANNOT FIND OUT

    THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER BE ALLOWED TO FUCK AROUND

    computer@dice.campC This user is from outside of this forum
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    @mjd
    Excuse me?

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    • manu@freiburg.socialM manu@freiburg.social

      @phooky

      In an engineering class, I learned something along the lines of engineering being the opposite of aroundfuckery because it plans, observes and documents.

      Modern AI tools are stuck in the observation phase, I guess?

      @mjd

      lori@cambrian.socialL This user is from outside of this forum
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      @phooky @mjd @manu By that I assume you mean they are the observed, not the observer.
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      • rndanger@infosec.exchangeR rndanger@infosec.exchange

        @d6 @mjd
        Mess with the bel, get the horn

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        @RnDanger @mjd @d6 ack
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        • lori@cambrian.socialL lori@cambrian.social
          @phooky @mjd @manu By that I assume you mean they are the observed, not the observer.
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          @lori

          Yes

          @phooky @mjd

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          • mjd@mathstodon.xyzM mjd@mathstodon.xyz

            A COMPUTER CANNOT FIND OUT

            THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER BE ALLOWED TO FUCK AROUND

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            @mjd
            #FAFNO?
            Fuck Around, Find Not Out.
            #FAFO

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            • mjd@mathstodon.xyzM mjd@mathstodon.xyz

              @kkarhan Yes, that is what I was alluding to.

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              #48

              @mjd @kkarhan We don't give IBM enough credit these days.

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              • heliomass@cosocial.caH heliomass@cosocial.ca

                @mjd @kkarhan We don't give IBM enough credit these days.

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                @heliomass @mjd sadoy #IBM quietly dropped that in their #AI - laced #Enshittification craze…

                TelH90 (@kkarhan@c.im)

                @mjd@mathstodon.xyz +9001% A computer cannot be held accountable, thus it must never make a decision! - Old #IBM quote

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                C.IM (c.im)

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                • mjd@mathstodon.xyzM mjd@mathstodon.xyz

                  A COMPUTER CANNOT FIND OUT

                  THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER BE ALLOWED TO FUCK AROUND

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                  @mjd The computer can neither fuck around, nor find out. Thus it is the operator who does the fuckign aroudnd. And we must ensure that the operator finds out quite deeply and with great pain.

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                  • mjd@mathstodon.xyzM mjd@mathstodon.xyz

                    A COMPUTER CANNOT FIND OUT

                    THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER BE ALLOWED TO FUCK AROUND

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                    @mjd@mathstodon.xyz In order for our computers to be able to fuck around, we've invented an ingenious new way to give them a detailed understanding of finding out. We call it: the Torment Nexus

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                    • mjd@mathstodon.xyzM mjd@mathstodon.xyz

                      A COMPUTER CANNOT FIND OUT

                      THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER BE ALLOWED TO FUCK AROUND

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                      @mjd Oh come on, sure it can, as long as you set up a workflow to recursively train on the...hey what are you doing with that prybar? Can I help you wi

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