Ummm... Is SANS training ICE?
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@tinker Seems like it https://bsky.app/profile/malwarejake.bsky.social/post/3mk6gunrx4s2z
Now having all these SANS certs is even more embarrassing
️@shellsharks @tinker ah a better excuse to tell people why I let my CISSP go when my employer stopped paying for it. EDIT: Oops, that's actually ISC(2) but I am sure they are bad too now.
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@shellsharks - I'm glad @malwarejake is pushing that out on Bluesky. They need to be called out.
@tinker he did a callout on LinkedIn too, seems to be putting them on blast.
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Ummm... Is SANS training ICE?
Edit to add: SANS is training ICE how to pull information off of harddrives, etc.
FOR498: Digital Acquisition and Rapid Triage
"Course Overview:
A digital forensic acquisition training course, FOR498 provides the skills to identify the many and varied data storage mediums in use today, and how to collect and preserve this data in a forensically sound manner despite how and where it may be stored. This forensics data collection course covers digital acquisition from computers, portable devices, networks, and the cloud, and teaches rapid triage—the art and science of identifying and starting to extract actionable intelligence from a hard drive in 90 minutes or less."This training will directly hurt people.
@tinker
Just following orders. Always has been. -
Ummm... Is SANS training ICE?
Edit to add: SANS is training ICE how to pull information off of harddrives, etc.
FOR498: Digital Acquisition and Rapid Triage
"Course Overview:
A digital forensic acquisition training course, FOR498 provides the skills to identify the many and varied data storage mediums in use today, and how to collect and preserve this data in a forensically sound manner despite how and where it may be stored. This forensics data collection course covers digital acquisition from computers, portable devices, networks, and the cloud, and teaches rapid triage—the art and science of identifying and starting to extract actionable intelligence from a hard drive in 90 minutes or less."This training will directly hurt people.
@tinker gravelly Vermont accented voice I am, once again, asking you to encrypt all the things.
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Ummm... Is SANS training ICE?
Edit to add: SANS is training ICE how to pull information off of harddrives, etc.
FOR498: Digital Acquisition and Rapid Triage
"Course Overview:
A digital forensic acquisition training course, FOR498 provides the skills to identify the many and varied data storage mediums in use today, and how to collect and preserve this data in a forensically sound manner despite how and where it may be stored. This forensics data collection course covers digital acquisition from computers, portable devices, networks, and the cloud, and teaches rapid triage—the art and science of identifying and starting to extract actionable intelligence from a hard drive in 90 minutes or less."This training will directly hurt people.
As @malwarejake points out:
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As @malwarejake points out:
@tinker @malwarejake Fuck SANS.
Fuck ICE.
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Ummm... Is SANS training ICE?
Edit to add: SANS is training ICE how to pull information off of harddrives, etc.
FOR498: Digital Acquisition and Rapid Triage
"Course Overview:
A digital forensic acquisition training course, FOR498 provides the skills to identify the many and varied data storage mediums in use today, and how to collect and preserve this data in a forensically sound manner despite how and where it may be stored. This forensics data collection course covers digital acquisition from computers, portable devices, networks, and the cloud, and teaches rapid triage—the art and science of identifying and starting to extract actionable intelligence from a hard drive in 90 minutes or less."This training will directly hurt people.
@tinker IBM didn’t suffer any blowback for industrializing the Holocaust. Seems to me, one of the consequences is today’s corporations bet they’ll get away with enabling fascists, too.
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@tinker @malwarejake Fuck SANS.
Fuck ICE.
@tinker @malwarejake $10k/course?
So they can help Nazis murder people in my country?
SANS can burn to the ground.
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As @malwarejake points out:
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Ummm... Is SANS training ICE?
Edit to add: SANS is training ICE how to pull information off of harddrives, etc.
FOR498: Digital Acquisition and Rapid Triage
"Course Overview:
A digital forensic acquisition training course, FOR498 provides the skills to identify the many and varied data storage mediums in use today, and how to collect and preserve this data in a forensically sound manner despite how and where it may be stored. This forensics data collection course covers digital acquisition from computers, portable devices, networks, and the cloud, and teaches rapid triage—the art and science of identifying and starting to extract actionable intelligence from a hard drive in 90 minutes or less."This training will directly hurt people.
@tinker Well, it's ICE.
"Shouldn't they get some class or something before we send them out to grab folx?"
"No worries bro, we can send them out sans training."
"Uh, wut?" <googles "SANS TRAINING">
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Ummm... Is SANS training ICE?
Edit to add: SANS is training ICE how to pull information off of harddrives, etc.
FOR498: Digital Acquisition and Rapid Triage
"Course Overview:
A digital forensic acquisition training course, FOR498 provides the skills to identify the many and varied data storage mediums in use today, and how to collect and preserve this data in a forensically sound manner despite how and where it may be stored. This forensics data collection course covers digital acquisition from computers, portable devices, networks, and the cloud, and teaches rapid triage—the art and science of identifying and starting to extract actionable intelligence from a hard drive in 90 minutes or less."This training will directly hurt people.
@tinker I thought they were unfunded! DHS I mean. SANS certainly isn't.
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Ummm... Is SANS training ICE?
Edit to add: SANS is training ICE how to pull information off of harddrives, etc.
FOR498: Digital Acquisition and Rapid Triage
"Course Overview:
A digital forensic acquisition training course, FOR498 provides the skills to identify the many and varied data storage mediums in use today, and how to collect and preserve this data in a forensically sound manner despite how and where it may be stored. This forensics data collection course covers digital acquisition from computers, portable devices, networks, and the cloud, and teaches rapid triage—the art and science of identifying and starting to extract actionable intelligence from a hard drive in 90 minutes or less."This training will directly hurt people.
@tinker and it also reinforces my belief that there is no valid reason not to properly encrypt everything!
- No, #BitLocker is not a real #encryption, as it has #Govware #backdoors!
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Ummm... Is SANS training ICE?
Edit to add: SANS is training ICE how to pull information off of harddrives, etc.
FOR498: Digital Acquisition and Rapid Triage
"Course Overview:
A digital forensic acquisition training course, FOR498 provides the skills to identify the many and varied data storage mediums in use today, and how to collect and preserve this data in a forensically sound manner despite how and where it may be stored. This forensics data collection course covers digital acquisition from computers, portable devices, networks, and the cloud, and teaches rapid triage—the art and science of identifying and starting to extract actionable intelligence from a hard drive in 90 minutes or less."This training will directly hurt people.
@tinker Even more of a reason to avoid SANS now. I do think that before the corporation brought in a bunch of ivy league business majors to make the company "more profitable", that the vast majority of the teachers were there to help people be better with the skills.
Now its a company that has massively expensive training that is prohibitive to attend, unless a large corporation, or a government pays for it.
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