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  • cstross@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
    cstross@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
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    #1

    SCREAM: https://boat.horse/clock/index.html

    Obviously this clock can only be improved by the addition of a language setting. And maybe timezones.

    hypostase@bsd.networkH josh0@babka.socialJ darkling@mstdn.socialD highlandlawyer@mastodon.socialH ddgulledge@social.linux.pizzaD 18 Replies Last reply
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    • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

      SCREAM: https://boat.horse/clock/index.html

      Obviously this clock can only be improved by the addition of a language setting. And maybe timezones.

      hypostase@bsd.networkH This user is from outside of this forum
      hypostase@bsd.networkH This user is from outside of this forum
      hypostase@bsd.network
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      #2

      @cstross
      There needs to be a mechanical desk version.

      The required velocity for second hand movement for a wall version could be excessive.

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      • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

        SCREAM: https://boat.horse/clock/index.html

        Obviously this clock can only be improved by the addition of a language setting. And maybe timezones.

        josh0@babka.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
        josh0@babka.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
        josh0@babka.social
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        #3

        @cstross give it a fourth hand, and make it a GMT clock!

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        • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

          SCREAM: https://boat.horse/clock/index.html

          Obviously this clock can only be improved by the addition of a language setting. And maybe timezones.

          darkling@mstdn.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
          darkling@mstdn.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
          darkling@mstdn.social
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          @cstross I could accept all of this... except for the time zones. That's just evil.

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          • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

            SCREAM: https://boat.horse/clock/index.html

            Obviously this clock can only be improved by the addition of a language setting. And maybe timezones.

            highlandlawyer@mastodon.socialH This user is from outside of this forum
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            #5

            @cstross
            +1 for language localisation

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            • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

              SCREAM: https://boat.horse/clock/index.html

              Obviously this clock can only be improved by the addition of a language setting. And maybe timezones.

              ddgulledge@social.linux.pizzaD This user is from outside of this forum
              ddgulledge@social.linux.pizzaD This user is from outside of this forum
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              #6

              @cstross I think you underestimate the opportunities for improvement. It should drift, possibly by a random amount that differs for each user, so as to require periodic resetting. This would obviously be accomplished by the rotation of a knob that moves the hands. Since the mode for using that knob disengages the drive mechanism from the hands, it should directly move them in a strictly mechanical and purely circular fashion.

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              • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                SCREAM: https://boat.horse/clock/index.html

                Obviously this clock can only be improved by the addition of a language setting. And maybe timezones.

                raymaccarthy@mastodon.ieR This user is from outside of this forum
                raymaccarthy@mastodon.ieR This user is from outside of this forum
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                #7

                @cstross
                Just have French and UTC?

                A strange clock.

                If you shake an old mains clock, that uses a synchronous motor, as you power it up you can sometimes get it to go backwards.

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                • ddgulledge@social.linux.pizzaD ddgulledge@social.linux.pizza

                  @cstross I think you underestimate the opportunities for improvement. It should drift, possibly by a random amount that differs for each user, so as to require periodic resetting. This would obviously be accomplished by the rotation of a knob that moves the hands. Since the mode for using that knob disengages the drive mechanism from the hands, it should directly move them in a strictly mechanical and purely circular fashion.

                  jsl@hachyderm.ioJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @ddgulledge @cstross Thanks, I hate it.

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                  • ddgulledge@social.linux.pizzaD ddgulledge@social.linux.pizza

                    @cstross I think you underestimate the opportunities for improvement. It should drift, possibly by a random amount that differs for each user, so as to require periodic resetting. This would obviously be accomplished by the rotation of a knob that moves the hands. Since the mode for using that knob disengages the drive mechanism from the hands, it should directly move them in a strictly mechanical and purely circular fashion.

                    helvick@mastodon.ieH This user is from outside of this forum
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                    @ddgulledge @cstross

                    It also should have a Vetinari Variable Tick cadence, just for some pure audio flair.

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                    • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                      SCREAM: https://boat.horse/clock/index.html

                      Obviously this clock can only be improved by the addition of a language setting. And maybe timezones.

                      jmax@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
                      jmax@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
                      jmax@mastodon.social
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                      @cstross timezones: like this. Several of the demonic things.

                      Amazon.com

                      favicon

                      (www.amazon.com)

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                      • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                        SCREAM: https://boat.horse/clock/index.html

                        Obviously this clock can only be improved by the addition of a language setting. And maybe timezones.

                        ysbreker@idlethumbs.socialY This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #11

                        @cstross @vasilis has some more beauties like this: https://vasilis.nl/clocks/

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                        • jmax@mastodon.socialJ jmax@mastodon.social

                          @cstross timezones: like this. Several of the demonic things.

                          Amazon.com

                          favicon

                          (www.amazon.com)

                          ascii158@sueden.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #12

                          @jmax @cstross But probably all on the same face?

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                          • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                            SCREAM: https://boat.horse/clock/index.html

                            Obviously this clock can only be improved by the addition of a language setting. And maybe timezones.

                            kaasbaas@social.oevents.co.zaK This user is from outside of this forum
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                            @cstross I suspect this is legal grounds for justified manslaughter.

                            Or maybe even straight up murder.

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                            • ascii158@sueden.socialA ascii158@sueden.social

                              @jmax @cstross But probably all on the same face?

                              jmax@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #14

                              @ascii158 @cstross Could. I was thinking multiple clocks executing in synchrony would be more distressing, but both are worth trying.

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                              • jmax@mastodon.socialJ jmax@mastodon.social

                                @ascii158 @cstross Could. I was thinking multiple clocks executing in synchrony would be more distressing, but both are worth trying.

                                cstross@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
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                                @jmax @ascii158 Also, if it's multiple dials for different time zones, they need to be ordered alphabetically too!

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                                • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                                  @jmax @ascii158 Also, if it's multiple dials for different time zones, they need to be ordered alphabetically too!

                                  ascii158@sueden.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  @cstross @jmax ordered by time in the timezone or by timezone?

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                                  • ascii158@sueden.socialA ascii158@sueden.social

                                    @cstross @jmax ordered by time in the timezone or by timezone?

                                    jmax@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    @ascii158 @cstross Oh, by name. Where name can be a timezone name or a city name.

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                                    • jmax@mastodon.socialJ jmax@mastodon.social

                                      @ascii158 @cstross Oh, by name. Where name can be a timezone name or a city name.

                                      ascii158@sueden.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      #18

                                      @jmax @cstross but that would not change second by second, would it?

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                                      • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                                        SCREAM: https://boat.horse/clock/index.html

                                        Obviously this clock can only be improved by the addition of a language setting. And maybe timezones.

                                        bimmer@beige.partyB This user is from outside of this forum
                                        bimmer@beige.partyB This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #19

                                        @cstross it looks like an adhd clock

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                                        • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                                          SCREAM: https://boat.horse/clock/index.html

                                          Obviously this clock can only be improved by the addition of a language setting. And maybe timezones.

                                          mespique@mastodon.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
                                          mespique@mastodon.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          #20

                                          @cstross

                                          Well I'm autistic and now I'm dead.

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