Is a "hot minute" greater than or less than a regular minute?

[edcates@mastodon.social]

@catsalad Heat would make it expand so it occupies a greater volume, at the very least.

[wendinoakland@beige.party]

@Kierkegaanks @catsalad That might, honestly, improve them. I was thinking as a default. Then, there are Italian and French minutes… subtle, different, fresh, precise…

[negative12dollarbill@techhub.social]

@catsalad I think a hot minute is 2.3 New York minutes. Hope this helps.

[helplessduck@beige.party]

@wendinoakland @Kierkegaanks @catsalad

Not the discussion from my Folk Law class about different cultures weighting time differently...

[kwayk42@sechtor.social]

@cR0w @catsalad

Oh, good

[wendinoakland@beige.party]

@helplessduck @Kierkegaanks @catsalad I’m chucking spanners randomly, please feel free to roll your eyes!

[kierkegaanks@beige.party]

@catsalad @wendinoakland never use italian minutes near italians

[wendinoakland@beige.party]

@Kierkegaanks @catsalad 🤌 (noted)

[kierkegaanks@beige.party]

@wendinoakland @catsalad that’s not how my nonna told time!

[wendinoakland@beige.party]

@Kierkegaanks @catsalad Oops, I was guessing?

[kierkegaanks@beige.party]

@catsalad @wendinoakland and then you’re stuck in an argument

[fritzadalis@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad
What temperature is a New York minute?

[randomdamage@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad Greater, as time expands when heated

[quadrivial@beige.party]

@catsalad I think the answer must be "yes"

[cgsines@mastodon.world]

@catsalad

a hot minute is much better, but also much shorter . . . when it's over, the old minute is still there, clomping along . . .

[weezmgk@mastodon.social]

@catsalad less than a regular minute but greater than a New York minute

[piper@lgbtqia.space]

@catsalad You can literally take your pick.

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@piper Meaning is... whatever ‍️

[jbaggs@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad I was pretty sure it was a short minute. I'll get into a throw down about entropy with anyone who thinks it should be a long one.

[kimlockhartga@beige.party]

@catsalad reminds me of my favorite joke: Gonna take a hot shower. It's like a regular shower, but with me in it.