Is a "hot minute" greater than or less than a regular minute?

[dinozombie@metalhead.club]

@catsalad thanks to global warming a minute today is hotter than a minute 10 years ago unfortunately

[kwayk42@sechtor.social]

@cR0w @catsalad

Is it normal to have a burning sensation?

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@kwayk42 @catsalad Only when you pee.

[lonfrobrix@freeradical.zone]

@catsalad is shorter than = less than? It is both greater than and shorter than.

[ryanparsley@mastodon.social]

@catsalad yes, yes it is.

[kierkegaanks@beige.party]

@catsalad bro said american minutes are 60 seconds while europe apparently uses metric 100 second minutes. Which is hotter?

[piersb@wandering.shop]

@catsalad

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[wendinoakland@beige.party]

@Kierkegaanks @catsalad British minutes are always a bit damp

[pharmafemboy@estradiol.city]

@catsalad

longer

[kierkegaanks@beige.party]

@catsalad @wendinoakland from the malt vinegar?

[edcates@mastodon.social]

@catsalad Heat would make it expand so it occupies a greater volume, at the very least.

[wendinoakland@beige.party]

@Kierkegaanks @catsalad That might, honestly, improve them. I was thinking as a default. Then, there are Italian and French minutes… subtle, different, fresh, precise…

[negative12dollarbill@techhub.social]

@catsalad I think a hot minute is 2.3 New York minutes. Hope this helps.

[helplessduck@beige.party]

@wendinoakland @Kierkegaanks @catsalad

Not the discussion from my Folk Law class about different cultures weighting time differently...

[kwayk42@sechtor.social]

@cR0w @catsalad

Oh, good

[wendinoakland@beige.party]

@helplessduck @Kierkegaanks @catsalad I’m chucking spanners randomly, please feel free to roll your eyes!

[kierkegaanks@beige.party]

@catsalad @wendinoakland never use italian minutes near italians

[wendinoakland@beige.party]

@Kierkegaanks @catsalad 🤌 (noted)

[kierkegaanks@beige.party]

@wendinoakland @catsalad that’s not how my nonna told time!

[wendinoakland@beige.party]

@Kierkegaanks @catsalad Oops, I was guessing?