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I frequently see this pop up and I chuckle:

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  • tezoatlipoca@mas.toT This user is from outside of this forum
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    I frequently see this pop up and I chuckle:

    A #SQA person walks into a bar and orders:

    * a pint of beer
    * 2 pints of beer
    * 0 pints of beer
    * 999999999 pints of beer
    * a lizard
    * -1 pints of beer
    * qwertyuip pints of beer

    The first real customer walks into the bar and asks where the restrooom is. The bar bursts into flames and everyone dies.

    ---
    What other "walks into a bar" #software #testcases are we missing? #qa #development

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    • tezoatlipoca@mas.toT tezoatlipoca@mas.to

      I frequently see this pop up and I chuckle:

      A #SQA person walks into a bar and orders:

      * a pint of beer
      * 2 pints of beer
      * 0 pints of beer
      * 999999999 pints of beer
      * a lizard
      * -1 pints of beer
      * qwertyuip pints of beer

      The first real customer walks into the bar and asks where the restrooom is. The bar bursts into flames and everyone dies.

      ---
      What other "walks into a bar" #software #testcases are we missing? #qa #development

      tezoatlipoca@mas.toT This user is from outside of this forum
      tezoatlipoca@mas.toT This user is from outside of this forum
      tezoatlipoca@mas.to
      wrote last edited by
      #2

      - customer asks "Ein Bier bitte."
      - the bar has not been initiatlized
      - two customers walk into the bar in quick succession. Then four thousand customers walk into the bar all at once.
      - a blind customer literally walks into the bar and bangs their knee; asks what beers are on tap because the color scheme for the menu has insufficient contrast

      #qa #sqa #software #testing

      zenheathen@beige.partyZ greenskyoverme@ohai.socialG newsgroup@social.vir.groupN 3 Replies Last reply
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      • tezoatlipoca@mas.toT tezoatlipoca@mas.to

        - customer asks "Ein Bier bitte."
        - the bar has not been initiatlized
        - two customers walk into the bar in quick succession. Then four thousand customers walk into the bar all at once.
        - a blind customer literally walks into the bar and bangs their knee; asks what beers are on tap because the color scheme for the menu has insufficient contrast

        #qa #sqa #software #testing

        zenheathen@beige.partyZ This user is from outside of this forum
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        zenheathen@beige.party
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        #3

        @tezoatlipoca Non-software twisted "bar" joke:

        Two guys walk into a bar. Which is weird, because you'd think if the first guy walked into it, the second guy would've seen it...

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        • tezoatlipoca@mas.toT tezoatlipoca@mas.to

          - customer asks "Ein Bier bitte."
          - the bar has not been initiatlized
          - two customers walk into the bar in quick succession. Then four thousand customers walk into the bar all at once.
          - a blind customer literally walks into the bar and bangs their knee; asks what beers are on tap because the color scheme for the menu has insufficient contrast

          #qa #sqa #software #testing

          greenskyoverme@ohai.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
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          greenskyoverme@ohai.social
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          @tezoatlipoca ๐Ÿ‘

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          • tezoatlipoca@mas.toT tezoatlipoca@mas.to

            I frequently see this pop up and I chuckle:

            A #SQA person walks into a bar and orders:

            * a pint of beer
            * 2 pints of beer
            * 0 pints of beer
            * 999999999 pints of beer
            * a lizard
            * -1 pints of beer
            * qwertyuip pints of beer

            The first real customer walks into the bar and asks where the restrooom is. The bar bursts into flames and everyone dies.

            ---
            What other "walks into a bar" #software #testcases are we missing? #qa #development

            jmax@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
            jmax@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
            jmax@mastodon.social
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            @tezoatlipoca - Mom with small child orders a McDonald's Happy Meal.

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            • tezoatlipoca@mas.toT tezoatlipoca@mas.to

              - customer asks "Ein Bier bitte."
              - the bar has not been initiatlized
              - two customers walk into the bar in quick succession. Then four thousand customers walk into the bar all at once.
              - a blind customer literally walks into the bar and bangs their knee; asks what beers are on tap because the color scheme for the menu has insufficient contrast

              #qa #sqa #software #testing

              newsgroup@social.vir.groupN This user is from outside of this forum
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              newsgroup@social.vir.group
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              #6

              @tezoatlipoca chaos engineering meets real life

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