<![CDATA[I frequently see this pop up and I chuckle:]]>I frequently see this pop up and I chuckle:

A person walks into a bar and orders:

* a pint of beer
* 2 pints of beer
* 0 pints of beer
* 999999999 pints of beer
* a lizard
* -1 pints of beer
* qwertyuip pints of beer

The first real customer walks into the bar and asks where the restrooom is. The bar bursts into flames and everyone dies.

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What other "walks into a bar" are we missing?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/bfcda200-d8b0-4f6a-bdfd-c47fcf237645/i-frequently-see-this-pop-up-and-i-chuckleRSS for NodeFri, 15 May 2026 02:30:28 GMTThu, 07 May 2026 13:43:05 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to I frequently see this pop up and I chuckle: on Thu, 07 May 2026 15:32:33 GMT]]>@tezoatlipoca chaos engineering meets real life

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.vir.group/users/newsgroup/statuses/116534015006262652https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.vir.group/users/newsgroup/statuses/116534015006262652Thu, 07 May 2026 15:32:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I frequently see this pop up and I chuckle: on Thu, 07 May 2026 14:59:33 GMT]]>@tezoatlipoca - Mom with small child orders a McDonald's Happy Meal.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jmax/statuses/116533885259617370https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jmax/statuses/116533885259617370Thu, 07 May 2026 14:59:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I frequently see this pop up and I chuckle: on Thu, 07 May 2026 14:21:57 GMT]]>@tezoatlipoca 👍

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ohai.social/users/GreenSkyOverMe/statuses/116533737408348278https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ohai.social/users/GreenSkyOverMe/statuses/116533737408348278Thu, 07 May 2026 14:21:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I frequently see this pop up and I chuckle: on Thu, 07 May 2026 13:50:21 GMT]]>@tezoatlipoca Non-software twisted "bar" joke:

Two guys walk into a bar. Which is weird, because you'd think if the first guy walked into it, the second guy would've seen it...

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/ZenHeathen/statuses/116533613104364659https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/ZenHeathen/statuses/116533613104364659Thu, 07 May 2026 13:50:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I frequently see this pop up and I chuckle: on Thu, 07 May 2026 13:47:01 GMT]]>- customer asks "Ein Bier bitte."
- the bar has not been initiatlized
- two customers walk into the bar in quick succession. Then four thousand customers walk into the bar all at once.
- a blind customer literally walks into the bar and bangs their knee; asks what beers are on tap because the color scheme for the menu has insufficient contrast

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/tezoatlipoca/statuses/116533600022090127https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/tezoatlipoca/statuses/116533600022090127Thu, 07 May 2026 13:47:01 GMT