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Age verification but instead of verifying your age via some weird numeric or biometric bullshit, have people swipe left (“I don’t get it”) or right (“I understand this reference”) on memes until your age is calculated.

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  • hazelweakly@hachyderm.ioH hazelweakly@hachyderm.io

    Age verification but instead of verifying your age via some weird numeric or biometric bullshit, have people swipe left (“I don’t get it”) or right (“I understand this reference”) on memes until your age is calculated.

    hl@social.lolH This user is from outside of this forum
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    @hazelweakly what age do I get if I don't understand the swipe interface?

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    • hazelweakly@hachyderm.ioH hazelweakly@hachyderm.io

      Age verification but instead of verifying your age via some weird numeric or biometric bullshit, have people swipe left (“I don’t get it”) or right (“I understand this reference”) on memes until your age is calculated.

      artcollisions@vis.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
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      @hazelweakly geeze, I feel like even being able to swipe one direction or another is an indication of age (I would fall into the fossilized category, btw).

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      • hazelweakly@hachyderm.ioH hazelweakly@hachyderm.io

        Age verification but instead of verifying your age via some weird numeric or biometric bullshit, have people swipe left (“I don’t get it”) or right (“I understand this reference”) on memes until your age is calculated.

        seabass@social.seabass.systemsS This user is from outside of this forum
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        @hazelweakly all your many years are belong to us

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        • hazelweakly@hachyderm.ioH hazelweakly@hachyderm.io

          Age verification but instead of verifying your age via some weird numeric or biometric bullshit, have people swipe left (“I don’t get it”) or right (“I understand this reference”) on memes until your age is calculated.

          michaelgemar@cosocial.caM This user is from outside of this forum
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          @hazelweakly @CowboyWho Tippecanoe and Tyler Too!

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          • hazelweakly@hachyderm.ioH hazelweakly@hachyderm.io

            Age verification but instead of verifying your age via some weird numeric or biometric bullshit, have people swipe left (“I don’t get it”) or right (“I understand this reference”) on memes until your age is calculated.

            zipkid@gts.solfood.beZ This user is from outside of this forum
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            @hazelweakly and then all the memes are north-American so the rest of the world is eternally minor.

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            • hazelweakly@hachyderm.ioH hazelweakly@hachyderm.io

              Age verification but instead of verifying your age via some weird numeric or biometric bullshit, have people swipe left (“I don’t get it”) or right (“I understand this reference”) on memes until your age is calculated.

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              @hazelweakly This has been implemented by @illuminesce for fun in their satirical game F.F.O.A.M! With "general" culture rather than memes, but it was super infuriatingly well-made (the age verification test, called F.F.A.R.T, is at the very end of the museum) https://illuminesce.itch.io/ffoam

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              • hl@social.lolH hl@social.lol

                @hazelweakly what age do I get if I don't understand the swipe interface?

                hazelweakly@hachyderm.ioH This user is from outside of this forum
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                @hl The same one if you press the button that says “I call my grandkids when the internet breaks”

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                • hazelweakly@hachyderm.ioH hazelweakly@hachyderm.io

                  Age verification but instead of verifying your age via some weird numeric or biometric bullshit, have people swipe left (“I don’t get it”) or right (“I understand this reference”) on memes until your age is calculated.

                  jcastroarnaud@mathstodon.xyzJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @hazelweakly Add 15 years to the person's age if they take more than 5 seconds to figure out that one has to answer by swiping instead of by tapping. I had a hard time using TikTok and the like, the first time around, because of the swiping alone.

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                  • hazelweakly@hachyderm.ioH hazelweakly@hachyderm.io

                    Age verification but instead of verifying your age via some weird numeric or biometric bullshit, have people swipe left (“I don’t get it”) or right (“I understand this reference”) on memes until your age is calculated.

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                    @hazelweakly Half my friends don't know what 2 Girls 1 Cup means. I did a poll. Mid-forties. They should all know this.

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                    • drgroftehauge@sigmoid.socialD drgroftehauge@sigmoid.social

                      @hazelweakly Half my friends don't know what 2 Girls 1 Cup means. I did a poll. Mid-forties. They should all know this.

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                      @drgroftehauge @hazelweakly I know those words together but I have still never actually seen the reference.

                      I come from the old internet, where you are always careful because there are some things you can't goatunsee.

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                      • dave@alvarado.socialD dave@alvarado.social

                        @drgroftehauge @hazelweakly I know those words together but I have still never actually seen the reference.

                        I come from the old internet, where you are always careful because there are some things you can't goatunsee.

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                        @dave @hazelweakly Oh I absolutely have never seen it
                        I know enough

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                        • zipkid@gts.solfood.beZ zipkid@gts.solfood.be

                          @hazelweakly and then all the memes are north-American so the rest of the world is eternally minor.

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                          @zipkid @hazelweakly subject called something "mega"--age unclear, but subject is obviously European and may drive a Formula 1 car. 🤣

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                          • drgroftehauge@sigmoid.socialD drgroftehauge@sigmoid.social

                            @dave @hazelweakly Oh I absolutely have never seen it
                            I know enough

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                            @drgroftehauge @hazelweakly as far as any of us know, it's a picture of a bunch of yellow citrus fruit getting together and having a good time.

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                            • hazelweakly@hachyderm.ioH hazelweakly@hachyderm.io

                              Age verification but instead of verifying your age via some weird numeric or biometric bullshit, have people swipe left (“I don’t get it”) or right (“I understand this reference”) on memes until your age is calculated.

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                              @hazelweakly we Need a remake of "Yes, Yes, No"

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                              • hazelweakly@hachyderm.ioH hazelweakly@hachyderm.io

                                Age verification but instead of verifying your age via some weird numeric or biometric bullshit, have people swipe left (“I don’t get it”) or right (“I understand this reference”) on memes until your age is calculated.

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                                @hazelweakly @lisamelton And with a secret "What's a meme?" link that automatically admits you.

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                                • hazelweakly@hachyderm.ioH hazelweakly@hachyderm.io

                                  Age verification but instead of verifying your age via some weird numeric or biometric bullshit, have people swipe left (“I don’t get it”) or right (“I understand this reference”) on memes until your age is calculated.

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                                  @hazelweakly sounds like some fun #NintendoDS #homebrew…

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                                  • hazelweakly@hachyderm.ioH hazelweakly@hachyderm.io

                                    Age verification but instead of verifying your age via some weird numeric or biometric bullshit, have people swipe left (“I don’t get it”) or right (“I understand this reference”) on memes until your age is calculated.

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                                    @hazelweakly "Please complete the following sentence to verify your age:
                                    Ebony and Ivory live together in..."

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                                    • hazelweakly@hachyderm.ioH hazelweakly@hachyderm.io

                                      Age verification but instead of verifying your age via some weird numeric or biometric bullshit, have people swipe left (“I don’t get it”) or right (“I understand this reference”) on memes until your age is calculated.

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                                      @hazelweakly "To verify your age, use this T9 input to set your away message."

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                                      • hazelweakly@hachyderm.ioH hazelweakly@hachyderm.io

                                        Age verification but instead of verifying your age via some weird numeric or biometric bullshit, have people swipe left (“I don’t get it”) or right (“I understand this reference”) on memes until your age is calculated.

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                                        @hazelweakly Too many false results: it would probably say my spouse is not alive (too many ”I don’t get it” across all age groups), and think my 20yo is much older than they are (unexpectedly high “I understand” swipes for age significantly older).

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