<![CDATA[Age verification but instead of verifying your age via some weird numeric or biometric bullshit, have people swipe left (“I don’t get it”) or right (“I understand this reference”) on memes until your age is calculated.]]>Age verification but instead of verifying your age via some weird numeric or biometric bullshit, have people swipe left (“I don’t get it”) or right (“I understand this reference”) on memes until your age is calculated.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/a7848330-0ab4-46ac-a114-81f50e6809c6/age-verification-but-instead-of-verifying-your-age-via-some-weird-numeric-or-biometric-bullshit-have-people-swipe-left-i-don-t-get-it-or-right-i-understand-this-reference-on-memes-until-your-age-is-calculated.RSS for NodeFri, 15 May 2026 09:35:29 GMTMon, 20 Apr 2026 17:16:10 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Age verification but instead of verifying your age via some weird numeric or biometric bullshit, have people swipe left (“I don’t get it”) or right (“I understand this reference”) on memes until your age is calculated. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 19:56:43 GMT]]>@hazelweakly Too many false results: it would probably say my spouse is not alive (too many ”I don’t get it” across all age groups), and think my 20yo is much older than they are (unexpectedly high “I understand” swipes for age significantly older).

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://vmst.io/users/millardjk/statuses/116438794447239351https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://vmst.io/users/millardjk/statuses/116438794447239351Mon, 20 Apr 2026 19:56:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Age verification but instead of verifying your age via some weird numeric or biometric bullshit, have people swipe left (“I don’t get it”) or right (“I understand this reference”) on memes until your age is calculated. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 19:52:08 GMT]]>@hazelweakly "To verify your age, use this T9 input to set your away message."

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/yantor3d/statuses/116438776433911146https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/yantor3d/statuses/116438776433911146Mon, 20 Apr 2026 19:52:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Age verification but instead of verifying your age via some weird numeric or biometric bullshit, have people swipe left (“I don’t get it”) or right (“I understand this reference”) on memes until your age is calculated. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 19:28:42 GMT]]>@hazelweakly "Please complete the following sentence to verify your age:
Ebony and Ivory live together in..."

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://norden.social/users/Seb1982/statuses/116438684274652819https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://norden.social/users/Seb1982/statuses/116438684274652819Mon, 20 Apr 2026 19:28:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Age verification but instead of verifying your age via some weird numeric or biometric bullshit, have people swipe left (“I don’t get it”) or right (“I understand this reference”) on memes until your age is calculated. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 19:09:07 GMT]]>@hazelweakly sounds like some fun …

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://jorts.horse/users/kkarhan/statuses/116438607292870796https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://jorts.horse/users/kkarhan/statuses/116438607292870796Mon, 20 Apr 2026 19:09:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Age verification but instead of verifying your age via some weird numeric or biometric bullshit, have people swipe left (“I don’t get it”) or right (“I understand this reference”) on memes until your age is calculated. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 19:05:08 GMT]]>@hazelweakly @lisamelton And with a secret "What's a meme?" link that automatically admits you.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://okla.social/users/billyadams/statuses/116438591654574810https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://okla.social/users/billyadams/statuses/116438591654574810Mon, 20 Apr 2026 19:05:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Age verification but instead of verifying your age via some weird numeric or biometric bullshit, have people swipe left (“I don’t get it”) or right (“I understand this reference”) on memes until your age is calculated. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 18:59:51 GMT]]>@hazelweakly we Need a remake of "Yes, Yes, No"

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/tartley/statuses/116438570835435711https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/tartley/statuses/116438570835435711Mon, 20 Apr 2026 18:59:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Age verification but instead of verifying your age via some weird numeric or biometric bullshit, have people swipe left (“I don’t get it”) or right (“I understand this reference”) on memes until your age is calculated. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 18:03:29 GMT]]>@drgroftehauge @hazelweakly as far as any of us know, it's a picture of a bunch of yellow citrus fruit getting together and having a good time.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://alvarado.social/users/dave/statuses/116438349186919290https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://alvarado.social/users/dave/statuses/116438349186919290Mon, 20 Apr 2026 18:03:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Age verification but instead of verifying your age via some weird numeric or biometric bullshit, have people swipe left (“I don’t get it”) or right (“I understand this reference”) on memes until your age is calculated. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 18:02:39 GMT]]>@zipkid @hazelweakly subject called something "mega"--age unclear, but subject is obviously European and may drive a Formula 1 car. 🤣

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://alvarado.social/users/dave/statuses/116438345941809019https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://alvarado.social/users/dave/statuses/116438345941809019Mon, 20 Apr 2026 18:02:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Age verification but instead of verifying your age via some weird numeric or biometric bullshit, have people swipe left (“I don’t get it”) or right (“I understand this reference”) on memes until your age is calculated. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 18:01:20 GMT]]>@dave @hazelweakly Oh I absolutely have never seen it
I know enough

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://sigmoid.social/users/drgroftehauge/statuses/116438340770678956https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://sigmoid.social/users/drgroftehauge/statuses/116438340770678956Mon, 20 Apr 2026 18:01:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Age verification but instead of verifying your age via some weird numeric or biometric bullshit, have people swipe left (“I don’t get it”) or right (“I understand this reference”) on memes until your age is calculated. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 18:00:03 GMT]]>@drgroftehauge @hazelweakly I know those words together but I have still never actually seen the reference.

I come from the old internet, where you are always careful because there are some things you can't goatunsee.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://alvarado.social/users/dave/statuses/116438335654435315https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://alvarado.social/users/dave/statuses/116438335654435315Mon, 20 Apr 2026 18:00:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Age verification but instead of verifying your age via some weird numeric or biometric bullshit, have people swipe left (“I don’t get it”) or right (“I understand this reference”) on memes until your age is calculated. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 17:54:37 GMT]]>@hazelweakly Half my friends don't know what 2 Girls 1 Cup means. I did a poll. Mid-forties. They should all know this.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://sigmoid.social/users/drgroftehauge/statuses/116438314343915598https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://sigmoid.social/users/drgroftehauge/statuses/116438314343915598Mon, 20 Apr 2026 17:54:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Age verification but instead of verifying your age via some weird numeric or biometric bullshit, have people swipe left (“I don’t get it”) or right (“I understand this reference”) on memes until your age is calculated. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 17:44:47 GMT]]>@hazelweakly Add 15 years to the person's age if they take more than 5 seconds to figure out that one has to answer by swiping instead of by tapping. I had a hard time using TikTok and the like, the first time around, because of the swiping alone.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mathstodon.xyz/users/jcastroarnaud/statuses/116438275677851082https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mathstodon.xyz/users/jcastroarnaud/statuses/116438275677851082Mon, 20 Apr 2026 17:44:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Age verification but instead of verifying your age via some weird numeric or biometric bullshit, have people swipe left (“I don’t get it”) or right (“I understand this reference”) on memes until your age is calculated. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 17:38:18 GMT]]>@hl The same one if you press the button that says “I call my grandkids when the internet breaks”

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/hazelweakly/statuses/116438250169947165https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/hazelweakly/statuses/116438250169947165Mon, 20 Apr 2026 17:38:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Age verification but instead of verifying your age via some weird numeric or biometric bullshit, have people swipe left (“I don’t get it”) or right (“I understand this reference”) on memes until your age is calculated. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 17:28:54 GMT]]>@hazelweakly This has been implemented by @illuminesce for fun in their satirical game F.F.O.A.M! With "general" culture rather than memes, but it was super infuriatingly well-made (the age verification test, called F.F.A.R.T, is at the very end of the museum) https://illuminesce.itch.io/ffoam

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/lrwerther/statuses/116438213212339382https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/lrwerther/statuses/116438213212339382Mon, 20 Apr 2026 17:28:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Age verification but instead of verifying your age via some weird numeric or biometric bullshit, have people swipe left (“I don’t get it”) or right (“I understand this reference”) on memes until your age is calculated. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 17:26:07 GMT]]>@hazelweakly and then all the memes are north-American so the rest of the world is eternally minor.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://gts.solfood.be/users/zipkid/statuses/01KPNYV4YQPMP5AHN1HC4JPM7Ghttps://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://gts.solfood.be/users/zipkid/statuses/01KPNYV4YQPMP5AHN1HC4JPM7GMon, 20 Apr 2026 17:26:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Age verification but instead of verifying your age via some weird numeric or biometric bullshit, have people swipe left (“I don’t get it”) or right (“I understand this reference”) on memes until your age is calculated. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 17:23:41 GMT]]>@hazelweakly @CowboyWho Tippecanoe and Tyler Too!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cosocial.ca/ap/users/116274777763908831/statuses/116438192692807967https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cosocial.ca/ap/users/116274777763908831/statuses/116438192692807967Mon, 20 Apr 2026 17:23:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Age verification but instead of verifying your age via some weird numeric or biometric bullshit, have people swipe left (“I don’t get it”) or right (“I understand this reference”) on memes until your age is calculated. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 17:23:19 GMT]]>@hazelweakly all your many years are belong to us

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.seabass.systems/users/seabass/statuses/01KPNYP10TQG12SZNH935722PFhttps://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.seabass.systems/users/seabass/statuses/01KPNYP10TQG12SZNH935722PFMon, 20 Apr 2026 17:23:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Age verification but instead of verifying your age via some weird numeric or biometric bullshit, have people swipe left (“I don’t get it”) or right (“I understand this reference”) on memes until your age is calculated. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 17:21:56 GMT]]>@hazelweakly geeze, I feel like even being able to swipe one direction or another is an indication of age (I would fall into the fossilized category, btw).

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://vis.social/users/artcollisions/statuses/116438185813003660https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://vis.social/users/artcollisions/statuses/116438185813003660Mon, 20 Apr 2026 17:21:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Age verification but instead of verifying your age via some weird numeric or biometric bullshit, have people swipe left (“I don’t get it”) or right (“I understand this reference”) on memes until your age is calculated. on Mon, 20 Apr 2026 17:20:02 GMT]]>@hazelweakly what age do I get if I don't understand the swipe interface?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.lol/users/hl/statuses/116438178373911731https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.lol/users/hl/statuses/116438178373911731Mon, 20 Apr 2026 17:20:02 GMT