@fesshole Reckon OP has just discovered proper sandwiches after decades of being lied to by Big Mayo and Big Spread.
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I ran out of cheese, so I sliced off some butter and put that in my sandwich with a tablespoon of Branston and a hefty dollop of English mustard. -
I was buying my mum a house plant recently and commented to the woman at the till 'how did house plants survive before there were houses?' She looked at me like I was an absolute idiot and said, 'they are native to warmer countries'.@fesshole I'm kinda torn between 'that was kinda obvious you should feel a bit sheepish' and 'everybody thinks about something for the first time why do people take that as an opportunity to sneer at them for it'.