CIRCLE WITH A DOT

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OK, ideas. You want to start a new Internet that works like the early Internet in that the only people there are dorkwads who want to share info. You need to gatekeep, but it MUST be a passive barrier, in the same way setting up a modem, etc. was in 1997. What do you do?