CIRCLE WITH A DOT

LOL! You mention the b-word and you get Bluesky messages from all the crypto scam accounts!

lol. Overnight, I got a spam email claiming that it has installed viruses on all my devices and wants $1.6k in bitcoin to remove(? disable?) them.

And like, if this actually happened, the perpetrator would a) not be sending an email about it, and b) be demanding way more than $1.6k to resolve it.

The only thing even remotely trustworthy is how they got my email in the first place (from a database dump, how else?). Everything after that is just lol and probably llm garbage.