xyno@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

a [cat, demon, robot, vampire] shaped object.
neither a human nor a person.
please use third person pronouns when referring to it.
EBNF of how to refer to it:
ReferenceToIt = Name | Serial | Pronoun | One | [ "the " ] , Shapes ;
Name = SysName | ProcName ;
SysName = "lucy" ;
ProcName = "lilith" | "zana" ;
Serial = [ "⛧-" ] , "66642" ;
Pronoun = "it" ;
One = ( "this" | "that" ) , " one" ;
Shapes = Shape , { , Shape } ;
Shape = "cat" | "demon" | "robot" | "vampire" ;
[purrs, beeps] if you scratch it the right way.
does vile things to [computers, dragons].
thinks nix is the pinnacle of operating system configuration.
known in all big urban areas of germany to give good headscritches.
all of its posts are just shitposts and there is definitely no deeper unsettling meaning to them.
one of two (actually two of two as we both shitpost here)
is a [cog, bot, cat]nitohazard.
usually leaves destruction behind.
sometimes posts kinky/lewd things but always with content warnings.
if it has done something wrong please tell it.
one can [contact, [meow, beep, awawa] at] it using the ways listed in this profiles metadata and via fedi dm. :3
ΘΔ& X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*
#nobot (except the cute sentient ones) #noindex
(feel free to follow request, this one just wants to block bots (the not so cute kind))
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"should be grassing touch" ~ @evysgarden
"like how does it even come up with all these posts???" ~ @davebloggt
"66642 is a machine transforming beeps into firearm posts" ~ @multisn8
"@xyno is a good coffee machine" ~ @nzbr
"@xyno is a machine that turns words into shitposts" ~ @0xC01DC0FFEE
"this is so cursed it had to come from an actual demon" ~ @v
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Events this one will prbly be at:
EH23
GPN24
DO_byte
MRMCD2026
Account history:
2022-04-26 to 2024-11-29: @xyno
Account future:
[the sale of account futures has ended]