@afewbugs I want to read what the people I follow wrote not some LLM's idea of it, also summarising posts from a microblogging site is surely the peak of attention span failure, if you can't even read the relatively short posts from people you chose to follow 
wolfie@deadinsi.de
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It seems some bastard is building an app that scrapes your Mastodon feed and uses an LLM to summarise posts every hour, and I feel I could do that for free and without the massive resource costs and privacy violations? -
Don't you just hate it when you're walking along and hear jingling behind you and turn round expecting to see a dog, only to see a woman with a fancy bag@afewbugs oh and I have a bunch of other jangly things hanging on my bag also
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Don't you just hate it when you're walking along and hear jingling behind you and turn round expecting to see a dog, only to see a woman with a fancy bag@afewbugs lmao I've done this to so many people, I have a "security" bell on my (definitely not fancy) bag and have had situations where people were walking with their dog and looked behind expecting to see said dog and seeing me instead, and a staff member in my local little tesco told me he thought a cat had got in the store one day when I was there

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so I got laid off again, for stupid AI-pilled reasons.@WizardOfDocs oh ffs, that's so ridiculous

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No, Cadbury Hasn’t ‘Removed Easter’ From Easter Eggs.@futurebird @afewbugs even more so in the UK where our church is an established church that the king is head of, couldn't be any less oppressed than that
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fuck this shit.@malcircuit @jonne @peter he got weirdly defensive and had some bad arguments against a strawman he made up in this post https://pluralistic.net/2026/02/19/now-we-are-six/#stock-buyback
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THE TRUSTWORTHY SHIRTS TOURNAMENT@cassolotl yeah definitely the least trustworthy fandom shirt
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THE TRUSTWORTHY SHIRTS TOURNAMENT@cassolotl the lines through harry Potter
