@cstross @fesshole Thats on a par with the guy in the early 70s who stole a car without noticing the alligator in a custom seatbelt harness on the back seat. When the car was returned the owner commented to the police that it was lucky he didn't open the boot because that had a cricket bag containing an iguana and a box of tarantulas.
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