@Viss yep, the same when I worked in IT. "You're too cool for Ctrl+Alt+Del + L?"
trillionb@mstdn.social
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ransomware except in addition to encrypting data it plays a 10 hour supercut of all yotubes worst jarjar binks impressions and zingers forever until they pay -
ransomware except in addition to encrypting data it plays a 10 hour supercut of all yotubes worst jarjar binks impressions and zingers forever until they pay@Viss Ah, computer pranks. Buddies and I learned so much just by pranking one another. Good times.
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I know what—I have an even worse business plan!@Mschatelaine @zarfeblong @cstross lol. Here's your 500 nm chip with 3x ECC running at 800 MHz. $$$
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Can't wait for Xbox to start giving people long form racism in Call of Duty.@GossiTheDog "You [person of limited economic means] [person who engages in copulation]. I'm going to [impress my shoe print on your posterior] if you don't stop camping."
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Microsoft trying to ban the word Microslop being used by customers is sending me 🤣 https://www.windowslatest.com/2026/03/02/microsoft-gets-tired-of-microslop-bans-the-word-on-its-discord-then-locks-the-server-after-backlash/@GossiTheDog I first thought the post meant they were trying to fight the actual thing we call Microslop.
Yay!
Then I realized they are only trying to censor the word "Microslop".
Boo!