CIRCLE WITH A DOT

I Want You To Want Me, Myself, and Irene#RetroMovieASong #HashTagGames

I'm a grown-ass man, but I still don't like it when my foods touch on my plate.

A movie about The Beatles, but instead of being musicians, John, Paul, George, and Ringo are mecha pilots fighting to save the world from invading Kaiju.

If you rearrange the letters in "Paramount Warner Bros", you get "Trump's Brown Area". Coincidence? My story at 11.

BREAKING: Doug Ford's Ontario PC government to introduce bill requiring 5 years of indentured servitude, working for his billionaire homebuilder friends, for all high school graduates.

So, when are us tech enthusiasts grabbing the torches & pitchforks to storm the AI datacentres?

@nxskok Ontario had the same thing. No Sunday shopping until about 1993, or 1994 I think.

The phone has already rung 6 times, *and* someone knocked on the door. That's it. I'm spent. I can't adult any more today. Send me back to bed.

Legislators are leaning into age verification to benefit the pedos, so they can more easily find their next victims.

With a surname of O'Clock, time is obviously Irish.

If the goal of blue bin pickup is to scatter my empty boxes in the middle of the driveway so I have to park in the street & get out of my car to move them, then congratulations! My collectors won gold this week.

Boycotting the Winter Olympics until competitive driveway shovelling is an event.

I have 6 first cousins, and 33.333% of them are named Derek.

What the world needs now Is love, sweet love<record scratch>No, what the world needs now is a real life Dexter to take out the trash.

I put beans in my chili because I like to

Sean Connery: What the hell, I didn't ask for that, I said schit on my face! Esch - i - t! SCHIT!

Had Firefox 147 for Android pushed to me early, and the new UI is just 🤮

Who called it a vagina, and not a bred box?