It is now 1pm, time for me to sign into SalesForce for the fourth time today
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It is now 1pm, time for me to sign into SalesForce for the fourth time today -
April Fools is cancelled!@SnyperWolf I read that as "April macarena", but kinda wanted to roll with that idea...
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18 years, one day at a time.I will probably post some reflections throughout the day, it's too early right now
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18 years, one day at a time. -
Time travelling spoonsTime travelling spoons
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Middle offspring's high school is in lockdown.Lol, 300 groups of parents all needing to show ID to get their kid. I'm sure this will be efficient
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Middle offspring's high school is in lockdown.They're evacuating to another location. So that's neat
Some asshole parent makes a threat and now I have to show my ID to retrieve my offspring
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Middle offspring's high school is in lockdown.Not usually a fan of them having their phone throughout the school day under normal circumstances
But holy shit was it relieving to see that message
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Middle offspring's high school is in lockdown.Middle offspring's high school is in lockdown. They Signal messaged us to let us know they are okay
This fucking country...
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Mike Wazowski!RE: https://weird.autos/@tikibunnyimports/116296002285059520
Mike Wazowski!
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i have seen a slide from a serious presentation on AI governance at that security conference that is currently happening that features the terms:@SecureOwl sounds like areas of expertise for one Dr. Peter Venkman
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I feel half dead after the temps swung from 86F Sunday to 50 yesterday and todayI feel half dead after the temps swung from 86F Sunday to 50 yesterday and today
I am glad all of you are here, I love reading about what you're up to
I love you weirdos
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I have been trapped by the tiny apex predatorI have been trapped by the tiny apex predator
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Good morning weirdosGood morning weirdos
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I do not understand why anybody would announce that they have the unredacted Epstein filesI do not understand why anybody would announce that they have the unredacted Epstein files
Why the fuck are you announcing you have them without an Internet Archive link and a torrent file download?
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if anyone asks, I was born january 1st, 1970. -
Had a flare up last night, HR hit 140bpm while just standing in the kitchenHad a flare up last night, HR hit 140bpm while just standing in the kitchen
Went upstairs to sit and do the breathing exercises at 6:30pm...and woke up to this morning's alarm.
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Times were so much simpler when the "Cloud 2 Butt" extension was supremeTimes were so much simpler when the "Cloud 2 Butt" extension was supreme
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CQH: Certified Quasi-Ethical HackerCQH: Certified Quasi-Ethical Hacker
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While she was coming out of anaesthesia at home Friday, convinced the wife to watch 'Nothing But Trouble' for her first timeWhile she was coming out of anaesthesia at home Friday, convinced the wife to watch 'Nothing But Trouble' for her first time
She was not prepared for how wacky that dark comedy was. We both agreed Chevy Chase was the wrong casting for the lead. She loved the house and all the crazy lore
We even spotted a Baldwin on his way to the Bonestripper