My 8 y/o nibling demanded I explain datacenters to him. He does not approve of your spying
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My 8 y/o nibling demanded I explain datacenters to him. -
type of guy flying first class out of SFO after RSA with a "your ideas suck" sticker on his laptoptype of guy flying first class out of SFO after RSA with a "your ideas suck" sticker on his laptop
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(slaps roof of self) this baby can lose a boarding pass between check-in and gate so many times(slaps roof of self) this baby can lose a boarding pass between check-in and gate so many times
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I led two young horsesacross a frozen lake--one fell through.I led two young horses
across a frozen lake--
one fell through.He's down there yet,
even 'bout now,
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what kind of fish keeps your server online, a sysadminnowwhat kind of fish keeps your server online, a sysadminnow
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I won a "oscar" (what it's called when you stick your finger in a key lime pie, then in somebody's ear)@aubilenon no seriously you have to try it
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I won a "oscar" (what it's called when you stick your finger in a key lime pie, then in somebody's ear)I won a "oscar" (what it's called when you stick your finger in a key lime pie, then in somebody's ear)
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"You have divergent branches" oh good, time to learn git from scratch again"You have divergent branches" oh good, time to learn git from scratch again
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my favorite part in Pluribus is when Carol looks at the camera and says "it's Plurbin' time"my favorite part in Pluribus is when Carol looks at the camera and says "it's Plurbin' time"
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when she gives you That Lookwhen she gives you That Look
(the one that says she's deciding how best to murder you when you get to the end of this pun)