CIRCLE WITH A DOT

This all really happened, I'll see if I can get video of it later.

I walk out on the stage wearing the wizard hat and a long felt cloak. I walk downstage. I produce the egg from the folds of my cloak. It contains a key. I walk to the side of the stage, where the switch is located. I put the key into the switch and then dramatically turn to the audience and say "The device is now armed."

The audience gasps.

That's when I promote my improv show.

@hannah Sir, I bear a letter from Max Hail-Size of the Chichester Hail-Sizes