@Viss when the only escape is to switch every wall socket to off and chuck your phone in a river. please, take me now. *throws arms open*
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ransomware except in addition to encrypting data it plays a 10 hour supercut of all yotubes worst jarjar binks impressions and zingers forever until they pay -
ransomware except in addition to encrypting data it plays a 10 hour supercut of all yotubes worst jarjar binks impressions and zingers forever until they pay@Viss the irony is that after a long career in computing my first gut reaction is "oh thank fuck" to every single one of these. "peace at last."
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Meta, having renamed itself Meta and spending billions on it, is shutting down it's metaverse VR platform.@GossiTheDog Desperate to get in on the next WWW early!
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Mad idea: given that the US Supreme Court ruled that the President essentially has immunity from criminal prosecutions for acts during his term in office, could J. D. Vance plausibly shoot Donald Trump dead, thereby becoming President, and claim immunity?@cstross The death would occur shortly before the transition, wouldn't it? Does the ruling cover the vice-president prior? At what point in the bullet's journey would power transition occur? In this essay I will...