CIRCLE WITH A DOT

@joe mortgage isn’t that high? 🧐 Base-rent is about that much.

I'm seeing companies suddenly posting CSIRT, CTI, and other positions, likely because of the industry trends and ShinyHunters extorting Instructure. I'm debating my own path, feeling like Luffy after he finishes his island 2 year training.

@jerry can’t wait for the latest feline vaccine in development that can double a cat’s life (raises the max age by addressing urinary failure).

I'm sorry, you said wut?

Oh next week is going to be fun (/s)

Edu tech firm Instructure discloses cyber incident, probes impact

Instructure, the company behind the widely used Canvas learning platform, has disclosed that it recently suffered a cybersecurity incident and is now investigating its impact.

BleepingComputer (www.bleepingcomputer.com)

Dear WI weather,

Record rainfall. Temps in the 80s. Frost Advisory. Sustained winds of 55 mph+. Record number of tornado warnings. All within weeks.

Can you please calm the fuck down?

@joe means put some pants on.

@jerry really? I created one that designs perpetual motion machines, fusion, and has all the secrets to toppling tyrants. It’s too risky to release. Anthropic ain’t got nothing on me.

Some good news on green energy… fuck the tyrannous traitor, and felon, Trump. And a green energy win https://www.reuters.com/legal/government/us-judge-blocks-trump-administration-actions-stymieing-wind-solar-projects-2026-04-21/

RE: https://mastodon.social/@zackwhittaker/116448013647934279

I dislike AI. I hate Anthropic. I hate billionaires. It’s all a shell game with tech bros, not even a good shell game, just one where they already took the prize out from under the shell before shuffling.

@joe unplug and plug it back in.

@joe pretty much, but for a plumbers.

@joe did you try resetting it first?