CIRCLE WITH A DOT

@jalefkowit how many times must I reply STOP

@Daojoan I still wish they'd fistfight for my amusement

@Jubo not for us, alas! Some of those cakes went for $2000! 🫣

@justin At least this was "fresh cherry" and therefore superficially palatable until the volume of goo I'd accidentally ingested overwhelmed the initial burst of cherry flavor

@garland Thank you! It was fun to get a little fancy

Watching people bid $500+ on cakes

@garland exactly the vibe

No vegetarian entree so good thing I filled up on Carmex

Never did locate my lipsticks but at least I managed to squirt a bunch of Carmex directly into my mouth

Ah okay there are others sporting Cocktail Attire. Quite a range! Of looks!

Lol we're seeing people in leggings & jeans. I am hilariously overdressed. But that's kind of on purpose; my friend will be fancy too.

So far: not looking good

Plus the hound is gazing at us plaintively, even forlornly

I wonder if I can locate them before we have to leave in ~20 minutes

And furthermore how does a person lose track of EVERY good lipstick she owns that's just ridiculous

RE: https://mastodon.social/@Sadsquatch/116111307980610719

MAKEUP IS THE WORST I HATE IT SO MUCH WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DIFFERENT BRUSHES THIS IS SUCH A SCAM

"I've been enjoying Americanos @Chasm49 style. You know, a shot of espresso in a big cup of drip coffee."
- @jdekg casually forcing me to ponder whether my dad's been a positive or a negative influence on my husband

@alice gj Seattle

@paco genuinely I feel like I wrote dialect like this when I was in high school

@janeishly @agreeable_landfall ...hmm!!

@futzle @liamvhogan I am not a planner but am lucky to know a few through work and honestly my appetite for their monologues is basically insatiable, lol